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In the tangible sense, what would you hope never to get for Christmas?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26879points) December 24th, 2014

Tangible, as in you can touch it, see it, smell it, weigh it, etc. What would you hope never to get for Christmas, such as a pet snake when you hate snakes, a rod and reel when you hate fishing, etc.?

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Pachy's avatar

Converted.

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talljasperman's avatar

A broken Atari.

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Berserker's avatar

A vat filled with sperm that has shit floating in it.

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stanleybmanly's avatar

Any of the myriad of lethal or degenerative diseases awaiting me out there. None of us are going to win over time. Merry Christmas

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talljasperman's avatar

@Symbeline (NSFW) ~So your not a fan of Santiorm?

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flutherother's avatar

Another pair of socks.

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anniereborn's avatar

I would LOVE more socks

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Aster's avatar

A very large painting of snakes the person giving it would expect to see whenever he or she visits.

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Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

@talljasperman An STD.
Well, you would be somewhat culpable if you got that for Christmas unless you were so drunk your bones got jumped without you being aware of it.

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