Given Murphy's Law, "Anything that can go wrong, will." Can you come up with your own law of the universe? [Details]?

That isn’t trying on to me. That’s putting on.

I try on more when I’m overweight. JL’s law:
Your weight directly impacts your need to try on multiple outfits before going out for the night. LOL.

Another law: dishes don’t get washed by themselves. Actually, I think someone said that before me. I hate washing dishes.

As an online discussion on climate change grows longer, the probability of someone mentioning Al Gore reaches 1.

There are no secrets to success. Just bold determination, unlimited perseverance and blind defiance.

Yes unless you are very fast it is better to sharpen the lawn mower blades, when it is NOT running.

Change is the only constant.

It seems that there are people who think Murphy’s law only applies to others and not themselves, or that Murphy’s law isn’t always in effect. Hence Johnston’s law: “Murphy’s law is ALWAYS in effect and it can affect YOU!”

Issac’s corollary to Murphy’s law: “Murphy was an optimist”

@ARE_you_kidding_me That sounds very optimistic in and of itself…