Who is up for some laughs in the New Year?

Wow, does she get worked up. People scare me sometimes.

@longgone Her colloquialisms about doing things to his mother were pretty shocking…something I don’t regularly hear out of a woman’s mouth. Certainly not a lady’s mouth! ;)

http://youtu.be/RJhrNUWkgAw

I worry about my nan. If she is alone and falls, does she make a noise? I am joking, she is dead.

I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering.

98 of them said, “How the fuck did you get in here?”

The whole thing MUST be staged. The prank is only funny because the woman on the phone is so unbelievably gullible in playing along. She just keeps answering the phone, never catching on. She may sound “normal”, but who here would allow a woman this dense anywhere near a telephone?

Well, @stanleybmanly what about the gal who called in to complain about the placement of the deer crossing signs?.
She is so intense and STUPID! She tries to use big words….

Oh, it looks like it’s fake after all. I thought Snopes once had an article that said it was true, and the lady said she just wasn’t thinking. But, apparently I misread.

@ragingloli What did the other two say?

Welcome back, @Cruiser!
I made this one up but turns out someone else on the internet did too:
Q: What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A: A Christler.

That was bad.

A dyslexic guy walked into a bra.

Palin for President…woo…yeah…woot!!

This is supposed to be FUNNY @ucme! Not terrifying!

#1 If its supposed to be FUNNY, why the crap jokes so far?
#2 If she ever bagged a seat in the Shite House, i’d be sure to piss myself laughing :D

I saw on the news the other day that there had been a fire at the homeless shelter and it burned down.
I thought: “What are they NOW… homelesser?!”

I am joking! ...They were trapped inside, they are all dead.

<yawn> I think I was more annoyed than she was,

Don’t know if you can see this but it’s funny!

The bit at the end was funny, I thought at first glance she was a gay ewok.