What if God was one of us?
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ucme (
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January 26th, 2015
Just a slob like one of us?
Blu, blu, blu, blu, blu…
The “us” does not refer to jellies, dear me no.
Humanity is where you want to be, kinda.
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I am here. I just killed two bed bugs on my ceiling.
Well God isn’t one of us but His name is Obama.
If he was among “us”, he wouldn’t be god.
@elbanditoroso Omnipotent…doo doo do doodoo, omnipotent…do doo do doo…
He would be in jail. For a very, very long time.
Or hiding in Argentina.
@ragingloli – the Argentinian-Iranian terror groups would have shot him.
Hmmm. Some say the Divine is in each and all of us. True Christians (no, not the right wing Levitican evangelical kind) believe what Jesus said : ‘Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.”
Ugh, thanks for the earworm :p
He, if there is a he and if he is indeed a he, IS one of us. After all, man created God in his own image.
needless trivia
Prince wrote that song for Joan Osborn.
What if one of us was God?
Zzzzzz…. God has left the building. If god died would his consciousness be recycled into the ether to utilized by all willing souls. Sort of like a tree decaying but in it’s decay creating prime nutrient rich environment to feed new life. And replenish what is existing around it. Would his “tree” have the impact of a MOAB?
He might have been slightly less cruel.
Bless you all, the long & the short & the tall.
In the beginning Man created God;
and in the image of Man
created he him.
And Man gave unto God a multitude of
names,that he might be Lord of all
the earth when it was suited to Man
And on the seven millionth
day Man rested and did lean
heavily on his God and saw that
it was good.
And Man formed Aqualung of
the dust of the ground, and a
host of others likened unto his kind.
And these lesser men were cast into the
void; And some were burned, and some were
put apart from their kind.
And Man became the God that he had
created and with his miracles did
rule over all the earth.
But as all these things
came to pass, the Spirit that did
cause man to create his God
lived on within all men: even
within Aqualung.
And man saw it not.
But for Christ’s sake he’d
better start looking.
God does not exist however, he exists only in the believer’s mind. It’s all relative to the size of your steeple.
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