(NSFW) What are some of your disgusting habits?

I keep a lot of stuff that would gross most people out.

- my kids’ dried up umbilical stumps
– my kids’ old used bandages from their first shots
– some of my old hair (originally intended for Locks of Love before I realized they were shady…now I’m keeping it as potential art material)

I fear you need a hobby.

Masturbating furiously while playing endless games of chess with a chimpanzee.

OK, I confess. I’ve eaten food that’s been in the refrigerator for a week.

Haha…honestly, I don’t really have any disgusting habits, I brush my teeth in the shower, does that count and I do snort & sniff sometimes because I have bad allergies.
I do pick up clumps of poopy hay in the duck and goose barn with my bare hands if I don’t want to get the pitchfork out, there is a technique to it, scooping the edges of dry hay into a little moat around the poop and then folding it over and lifting the clump out.
I also will use my hands to roll the last few horse poops onto my manure rake too.
They are coated in pine shavings so they are dryish and not freshly out of the horse. lol

Hey it’s all part of keeping farm animals but I do, obsessively wash my hands.
Overall I am a tidy person and have good hygiene.

Reusing cotton swabs until there is no more clean space.

I now have a roommate that spends hours a day in the bathroom playing with her hair. I don’t want to be all “Gotta Pee” so I just piss in Gatorade bottles and toss them when they get full.

I belch loudly into the phone when talking to my sister.
I also scratch my elbows, which have mild psoriasis, leaving flakes of skin on the table I sit at.