Social Question

ragingloli's avatar

How much of a Ferengi are you?

Asked by ragingloli (52234points) February 6th, 2015

The Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #284 clearly states, that “Deep down, everyone is a Ferengi.”
How deep do you have to go to find him, your true self?
Who is the most pure Ferengi that you know, personally or not?

Observing members: 0 Composing members: 0

9 Answers

cookieman's avatar

Sorry, my family is not from the Alpha Quadrant — but my grandfather’s ears were pretty big.

cookieman (41846points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
ucme's avatar

I fucking hate mushrooms…that is all.

ucme (50047points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
marinelife's avatar

Sorry to malign an entire group, but some Aussies are the worst Ferengis I have ever met. It has been said that you should count your fingers after you get your hand back from a handshake with an Aussie.

As for me, my ears are only mildly erogenous.

marinelife (62485points)“Great Answer” (2points) Flag as…
LuckyGuy's avatar

I’m a DNA based life form. Does that count?

LuckyGuy (43867points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
Winter_Pariah's avatar

My Korean grandfather is definitely a Ferengi. So I guess I’m damned with at least some of their genetic material. :(

Winter_Pariah (3324points)“Great Answer” (2points) Flag as…
talljasperman's avatar

Pay me $10 first and I will answer.

talljasperman (21919points)“Great Answer” (2points) Flag as…
josie's avatar

I don’t get it

josie (30934points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
dxs's avatar

Is there an online test on Facebook I can take for this?

dxs (15160points)“Great Answer” (2points) Flag as…

Answer this question

Login

or

Join

to answer.
Your answer will be saved while you login or join.

Have a question? Ask Fluther!

What do you know more about?
or
Knowledge Networking @ Fluther