What would be an ideal Valentine gift for Jason Voorhees?
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February 13th, 2015
What would you write in his card:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cut out my heart
As I sit on the loo
I wonder, if only some girl showed him affection as a kid, bought him some moisturiser, would things have turned out so bad?
Thought i’d mash these two days together, purely for fun you understand.
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Fuck Valentine’s, for Jason, every day is Mother’s Day !!
Yeah, we could give him his mother’s sweater. Seems to have been the only thing he was ever interested in. Besides slaughtering people, of course. In which case, we could direct him to the Hallmark aisle when people are shopping for Valentine cards. Paint the town red, hearts everywhere, indeed. :)
A new face mask with cartoon images on it… like the NHL hockey goalies wear.
A posy of heads on sticks tied together with a blood red ribbon would be most appreciated.
The card would say:
Jason, would you be my bloody valentine?
@Symbeline Well fancy seeing you here :D
@octopussy Haha, Jason in My Bloody Valentine…take your pick :)
A new set of steak knives.
Pretty fucking cool @Symbeline, but my, my, hasn’t Jason lost some weight?
Ha yeah, reminds me… you must have noticed, on how in every movie, he gets bigger and beafier every time? Same for Michael Myers. It’s like, if you watch the later movies first, then the first ones you’d be like, dude why’s he so small?
except Ft13th part 1, and we know why
@Symbeline Yeah, it’s like they’ve both been working out more each time, probably go to the same gym as Victor Crowley.
A heart shaped axe, but of course.
I don’t know who Jason Voorhees is, But this just broke my heart. My daughter recently broke up with her boyfriend, and he posted it on fb.
I don’t know who Jason Vorhees is
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OO is right, there’s a double O in Voorhees :D
she edited it, I’m not the one who misspelled it; I wouldn’t dare do that to Jason :D
But yeah, nice one lol.
A life flotation device so he doesn’t have to be scared of the water. Also swimming lessons.
Whatever those pins are that people put on Crocs, I think he’d appreciate one or a few for his mask.
In the middle of watching the third movie, those dumb kids never fucking learn :D
Ya think that’s bad? In Jason X, people actually build “Crystal Lake Facilities” right in the old summer camp. It’s a space science research thing. I mean, tons of people have been slaughtered on those grounds like what, 11 times over the course of not even 20 years?
DUUUUUUUUH let’s just build shit on that cursed place, why the fuck not lol.
Haha, it’s very late here & Freddy Vs Jason just came on…I wanna go to bed :D
@ucme …take your “pick” lol.
@octopussy Yeah, it was about as subtle as a brick :)
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