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What would be the best way to manipulate cops into killing each other?

Asked by ragingloli (52278points) February 15th, 2015

For example, say you witnessed police brutality.
Why not call 911, and report heavily armed thugs dressed in tactical costumes assaulting an innocent person?
You would keep the description vague enough, so that the people on the other end could not conclude that the thugs are actually pigs.
So the new pigs would arrive at the scene, tell the already present pigs to drop their weapons, to which the already present pigs would respond with typical pig bravado, causing the new pigs to start shooting.
Or, ideally, the new pigs would start shooting as soon as they stepped out of the car.

Can you come up with similar schemes to make them dish out some ironic justice?

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Mimishu1995's avatar

Tell some cops to go investigating some really agressive drug dealing organization. They are forced to put in disguise and blend in and take some drug to prove their loyalty. Some of them may be doped too much and get addicted. Wait for some time and tell the addicted cops that the police are seizing the orgainzation and a large amount of drug will be lost, then tell other cops that there are some drug-addicts on the loose and point them to the former cops. BAM.

Yeah it’s not so good an idea.

ucme's avatar

Get a bunch of white cops to play basketball for cash with a bunch of black cops…white men can’t jump & they’re bad fucking losers

Berserker's avatar

I don’t think it’s as simple as you make it sound in the details. There would be recon sessions first to identify the enemy, cops wouldn’t just bust in there shooting like mad. or I denno, I don’t live in the US haha

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Cops work through their dispatcher, and responding to the call, their dispatcher would tell them that there are officers at the scene .

BeenThereSaidThat's avatar

What a hateful question.

cheebdragon's avatar

Shockingly enough, cops can and frequently do communicate with other local and even out of state law enforcement agency’s so it wouldn’t take much for them to figure it out.
In my experience, most officers are easy to spot even when off duty. They carry themselves slightly different than most people, and many of them have that stupid cop mustache.

Esedess's avatar

Graduate police academy. Then relentlessly hunt down all the pigs in your city using inside access to information/evidence and the faithfully corrupt protection of its officers as security.

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