Who wants to play the book game again?
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Stinley (
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March 11th, 2015
I asked this a while ago but who wants to play again with me? The rules are that there is a topic and you think of a book title then change the title to fit the topic. Puns are very acceptable. So for the topic of Crime, I chose Wuthering Heights but changed it to Wuthering Fights for my entry. Hope that’s clear.
Your topic is “Women” – since it was international Women’s Day on Sunday
Suggestions for topics welcome
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I’ll start:
Of Mice and Women
Lady Chatterley’s Lesbian Lover
“The Sound and the Fury”
wait, I didn’t change anything!
“The Red Badge of Courage”?
lets not go there! How about
“Madam Ovary”
Finally!
The Maidenhead
The Daughter Also Rises
“Fifty Shades of Wrong”
A novel written for women about men
Plain Hair by Charlotte Bronte (Her style was not to dye)
The Old Woman and the Sea.
To Her the Bell Tolls.
The Godmother.
Drum Majorette Barbara.
Gentlewomen Prefer Baldies.
Babes in Boyland
When Eight Belles Toll
Fifty Maids of Grey Hair
To Kill a Talking Bird
Game of Crones
Seven Cocks for Seven Dwarves.
Far from the Maiden Crowd
“Alice’s Adventures in Walmart”
A Midsummer Wife’s Dream
Counting on Mounting Krista
The Bowl, The Nipple and the Wardrobe Malfunction
The Codfather (fishing families at war)
The Exorcistess!
Brianne’s Song.
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Kitchen
Gisella’s Travels
The Great Dianna
Francine’s Pendulum
A Belle For Adrianna
Harriet Potter and the Half-Blood Princess.
Harriet Potter and the Chamber of Secret Pancakes.
In Her Steps: What Would Jesussa Do?
Foundation – Maybe it’s Maybelline xD
A Most Wanted Woman
The Man Who Walked into Doors
A Gathering of Insightful Old Women
No Country for old Hags.
Ferfumes and Ladies in Las Vegas.
I’m loving all your work. Ready for a new topic?
Food and Cooking
Adventure of Huckleberry Pie
Ooooooh! Oooooooh!
What about “The Hunger Games”?
Or the one by George Oral
“Nineteen Ate-at-Four
The Quiche of the Spider Woman
The Three Musketeers Bars
Or the one by James Eatermore Pooper – “The Last of the Mojitos” ok, so that is a drink, it could be food
Donna Quixote
La Bourgeoise Femme Gentille
The Old Man and the Cerviche.
Across The Table and Into The Mouth Also by Hemmingway
How to Cook up a Storm at the Whistle Stop Cafe
A History of Insect Cookery
Catcher in the Rye Bread
Chocula
Frankenberry! ;-o
To Grill a Mockingbird.
Donkey Oatie.
JFK’s Profiles in Curry
One Flew Over the Couscous Nest.
The Malty Falcon.
The Lady in the Cake
Of Rice and Men
Feast of Eden
The Winter of Our Dyspepsia
A Christmas Carrot
A Kale of Two Cities
Dr. Hilda Zhivago, Ob/gyn
A Hitchhikess’ guide to the Honeymoon.
Are we still talking about food? I don’t get those last 2 entries.
The Artichoke Heart of Darkness
Oliver Twist of Lemon
Wuthering Pies
Grape Expectations
Bleak House Dressing
The Olive Pit and the Pendulum
Gone With The Mints
Pie and Prejudice
Little Doritos (Charles Dickens, get it???)
Pilgrims Progressive Dinner Party
Brine Kampf (My Strudel)
The Art of Fondue (Benjamin Franklin)
The Crepe Gatsby
The Secret Garden Burger
MacRib (by William Shakespeare)
The Old Man and the Seafood Buffet
Brine and Punishment
Lord of the Hot Wings
A Midsummer Night’s Dreamsicle
Catch of the Day 22
The Strange Cake of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
All Croutons Great and Small
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Bluefin Tuna
The Poi Luck Club
Sorry, I didn’t notice the category change.
Chili 44.
The Doughnut Code.
The Hunger Games (no change needed I think).
To Kill a BBQ Bird.
@Stinley switched it mid-question. Some folk didn’t catch it.
Ah… in that case…
The Call of the Wild Rice
and
The Souffle Also Rises
A Spoon for the Misbegotten
My Dad once referred to the movie “Love in the Afternoon” as “Love After Lunch.” True story.
Animal Farm-Fed
The Catcher in the Rye Bread
The Naked Lunch Guest
The Prime Rib of Mrs. Brodie
To Kill and Cook a Mockingbird
@Pachy Catcher in the Rye Bread – @Brian1946 got there before you but it is one of my favs so far :-)
Banana Karenina by Leo Toadstool.
Goodbye Mrs. Chips covers both categories.
Shall we change the topic?
Since yesterday was Pi day (3/14/15 in American format) how about :
mathematics
Ps feel free to give a title on any of the previous topics if you have a good one!
Math is my enemy, but oh well…
Subtracted Island.
Mathematic River.
Value’s Height.
Great Calculations
The Counting of Monte Cristo
The Scarlet Number
The Sum Also Rises
The Remains of the Division
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Two Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Three Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
My last bad pun, I promise…
The Mathin’ Chronicles
What about A Calculus for Leibowitz?
@rojo, I fibbed.
Far from the Mathing Crowd
A Moon for the Mathbegotten
Can we change the category now?
As far as I’m concerned, go ahead.
I suggest school.
The Big Doze.
Night Has a Thousand Homework.
The Schoolgirl in the Laboratory.
Far from Maddening Homework
About a schoolboy
The Silence of the Library.
A Modest Ph.D.
Cheating and Punishment.
Homeroom is Where the Heart Is
School Magnolias
For Whom the School Bell Tolls
The Picture of Dorian Gray By Little Johnny
The Counting of Monte Cristo
(this would work for the mathematics one also!)
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