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Would you like to teach me something that could save my life?

Asked by longgone (19715points) April 16th, 2015

I just learned that cyanide sometimes smells like almonds. Anything else I should know?

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janbb's avatar

Remember – it’s pants then shoes.

talljasperman's avatar

Wear cotton clothing that fits. Just in case you need to run or fight also you will be comfortable in any weather.

syz's avatar

Red touch yellow, kills a fellow. Red touch black, friend of Jack. (Coral snake vs. non-venomous mimics such as the king snake or milk snake.)

longgone's avatar

@janbb and @talljasperman Thank you!

@syz Context, please!

Coloma's avatar

Do not set a waffle iron on the side of your tub thinking you can multi-task breakfast and bathing.

When using electric hedge trimmers make sure the extension cord is not tangled in the bush you are cutting.

When a dog growls, a horse pins its ears or a rattlesnake rattles, pay attention, your likely to get bitten or kicked.

Never, ever, challenge a gander, you will lose.

syz's avatar

Cherry red mucous membranes and fingernail beds can be an indicator of carbon monoxide poisoning.

Apparently_Im_The_Grumpy_One's avatar

Avoid political or religious questions.

longgone's avatar

Thanks, @syz, and all!

zenvelo's avatar

Don’t wear cotton clothing when it is cold (<40 degrees F), it retains moisture and can cool you to the point of hypothermia just by absorbing your sweat.

“Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom’s. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.” – Nelson Algren

janbb's avatar

Never fight a land war in Asia. (And we see how well that was followed!)

ucme's avatar

If you find yourself in the big blue wobbly thing, thrash your arms & legs around real fast.

Coloma's avatar

Edit: you’re…pffft…haha

talljasperman's avatar

Don’t eat the yellow snow.

Coloma's avatar

If you ever fly Air China do not eat the yellow sausages.

Brian1946's avatar

I don’t know if you drive, but in case you do or ever will:
If you apply the brakes and they fail, gradually apply the parking brake instead.

I don’t know if you’ve ever gone mountaineering in the snow, but always approach a cornice on your stomach, using an ice axe or your outstretched hand to check for support.

janbb's avatar

if you get caught in a rip tide in the ocean, swim parallel to the shore not directly into it until you can get past the rip tide.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

Trust your instincts.

flutherother's avatar

Make sure you put down the iron before answering the phone.

dappled_leaves's avatar

Never fire a bear banger at a bear. Fire it upward, so the bear will run away from you, not toward you (which it will if the banger goes off behind the bear when you miss).

SmashTheState's avatar

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

janbb's avatar

^^I was trying to remember that line too but couldn’t.

dxs's avatar

If you think something’s seriously wrong with you, consult a doctor, not Fluther.

talljasperman's avatar

Right tightly lefty loosey

cookieman's avatar

Always know where the exits are.

cheebdragon's avatar

When you’re in a sketchy neighborhood, never hang out or spend too much time in front of a house…..that’s how people get shot.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Taking selfies and photos of food for Facebook can be addictive, and can lead to mental problems.

Afos22's avatar

-All grass is edible.
-In the event of a heart attack, in addition to calling 911, chew and swallow a full dose aspirin tablet.
-old cellphones can still call 911
-If your being pulled over by police, put your hazard lights on, drive to a well lit place (populated is a plus) park, turn the interior lights on, crack the window, and put your hands on the steering wheel until the officer asks for papers.

Judi's avatar

Be careful how you store batteries. You could cause a fire

Silence04's avatar

If you encounter a bear in the wild, make yourself apear big, put your arms in the air and yell at it. Don’t look at it in the eyes, but slowly back away.

Only run if it is charging you. Drop all of your belongings before running, it may stall the bear. Play dead if you are being attacked.

Uasal's avatar

Shuffle your feet randomly to avoid sand worms. They are attracted to the rhythm of natural steps.

Coloma's avatar

@Silence04 Ditto for mountain lions minus the running part. Never run from a big cat that can leap 18 feet in one bound. haha

Coloma's avatar

When puttingon/removing horse blankets from horses in breezy weather with a lot of static electricity action beware of the sudden zap and following buck fest. I am getting the evil eye this morning and may end up crushed in a stall today. haha

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Don’t stick your wet fingers into an empty light socket.

fluthernutter's avatar

@Uasal Between this answer and your other answer to the walking barefoot question, I’m totally picturing you doing a random barefoot shuffle on a farm.

Uasal's avatar

Hey, can never be too careful when Shai Hulud is around.

longgone's avatar

Thanks, everyone! I love this thread! :]

Coloma's avatar

It is very helpful to remember that pot holders are our friends. The pot is always hotter than you think it is and being in a burn unit sucks. lol

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