WOW! PAAAARRRTEEE TIME! Well done Mr. Johnpowell! Welcome to the Mansion.

Congratulations! You can have your old room back.

Ok, new tenant recoming in!

We are going to run out of pancakes with all these parties.

Congratulations @johnpowell !

Bring out the burritos and the PBR! You are a sharp tongued cranky bastard but one of my favorite Jellies in the collective. So glad you came back again and stayed around.

Oh, wow cool!

Fuck it, there goes the beer.

Congratulations of achieving it a million times over. Well, JP, it’s just a number, not a measure of what you mean to Fluther. If I had a dick, I’d punch myself in it. in your honor.

Again? He’s been squatting here for years. Long before there was a mansion, he parked his trailer here.

Good on you.

10Kongratulations @johnpowell

Yay hooray! I hope your time away from the mansion was interesting an enjoyable but we’re glad to have you back.

Congratulations!

I can’t believe you’re only hitting the 10K mark! Good to have you hear @johnpowell. You are straight up, with no bull. Always worth reading and a nice guy too.

@Earthbound_Misfit I suspect he was past 30K in his last time around.

At least hey @janbb. :-)

Congratulations!

Congratulation on your achivement, for the second time! Remember the old account?

Congratulation, again! :)

Congratulations! I’m drinking a beer in your honor.

You had me at Miracle Whip.

that +5 put you over the top :)

Cheers! I already drank my beer before dinner but I will have a coconut chip in your honor now. Bedtime party snacks for everyone. lol

Is this like a birthday party? Better get that ear wax checked out…

Most excellent, JP!

I’m late, sorry. Congrats! Can’t believe you hadn’t reached 10K before… ~

I know @longgone. Seems like he’s been here from the beginning.

He’s been and then been long gone and then back under another name and then back under “his” name.

Congrats!

I have a friend that once had an office job where they had free beer on tap, all day. I have a feeling that’s an amenity you’ll find in your room.

Congratulations!

@johnpowell You’re one of the smartest and most capable guys around. We’ve never met but I have admired you from afar from a long time. It might just be my imagination but my PC screen gets a little brighter when you answer. I’m guessing you wrote a Greasemonkey script to write a Perl script that modified some Java code that….
You’re my hero!
Congrats on the 30k!

@jp I might be in Portland this summer. If I am, I’d like to buy you a beer and a burrito.

I consider myself Fluther’s roving ambassador.

This is going to be a proper party. Big well done to you @johnpowell

What @Earthbound_Misfit said.

Sorry for the fashionably late arrival. I got really sick on Thursday and have been sleeping 16 hours a day since. It is still pretty bad. This morning I made some soup and ate it at my desk. When I was done I stood up and then coughed and then vomited all over my floor. So, not in the best shape here. But some Gatorade and saltines seems to be helping. I will read all of this once I can keep solids down.

And no, CNN is wrong, it isn’t Ebola.

@johnpowell Well, we will redo the party when you are feeling up to it! Sorry you’re sick!

I was curious and checked the Lurve on my old account.

Not surprised that it was so high.

@johnpowell Well let’s turn this party into a “pray for @johnpowell” party then ~

Hope you get better soon.

Then you’re well up over 50,000! Feel better, old man.

For the record I am now 100%. I am never going outside again. I can’t get sick if the germs can’t find me.

@johnpowell There’s mould in them thar walls!

Great.. I suppose I need to just start living under a running shower. Or I could piss off Dexter and at the last minute convince him to not kill but leave the plastic room up.

Maybe we could devise a super large body condom that would keep you safe?

^ Haha

Showers are coated in Legionella, non-tuberculous mycobacteria, etc. Not the best idea in the world…