What would be your Kim Jong Un style fact?

I successfully stole a pen in a shop when I was 3. I operated a heist in a mall at 6. I murdered a man without any conviction at 10 and now I lead a gang of contract killers.

I destroyed my first star system when I was 2 weeks old.

I went through puberty at nine months, that’s why all the moms adored me. I shaved so well at one year I didn’t have to shave again until I was a teenager.

I wrote the great American novel when I was 12.

At the tender age of 4, I scored a hole in one at my local golf course using a tablespoon & a boiled egg.

My real name is Brian Button (Benny’s brother), and I joined Fluther when I was physically 4 years old.

I sailed solo around the world when I was 3.

When I was 12, I was in a boy-band with George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Johnny Depp, and I was known as “the cute one”.

I soloed in a 747 jet when I was 11.