What heading should the Drake/Madonna event onstage go under?

Yes. It is a cougar attack.

Sexual assault

Considering this & what happened to her at the Brit awards recently…
Cape Fear 2: When Milfs Attack.

Why does her age come into it at all?

Staged affection.

The heading should be “who gives a shit”.

What happened to her at the Brit Awards?

@zenvelo You must be trying to be funny.

http://youtu.be/0xYCdQyfaqE

^ That, hence…Cape Fear.

Cringeworthy.

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I’m so old I remember when Madonna was shocking. Madonna is so old/young she still remembers how to be shocking.

Sort of a…umm…well…’lips malfunction’.