Care to play the jumbled nursery rhyme game?

Twinkle twinkle little star,
TTLS
I wrote a letter to my love,
A tisket a tasket

But the batter was too bitter,
Ashes, Ashes we all fall down.

Down, down the ashes,
Down with the babies.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
and the cow jumped over the moon

A tisket, a tasket, a cat in a basket
Jack jumped over the candle stick

London Bridge is falling down
it made the children laugh and play to see a lamb at school

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe with silver bells and cockle shells while Sally put the kettle on and the dish ran away with the spoon

Twinkle twinkle have you any wool How I wonder L M N O P (Better when sung)

Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been? I’ve been to London to visit the Queen.
And wasn’t it a dainty dish to set before the king.

Wait stop, “I’m betting this is too complicated for present day Fluther to have fun with, but in the day!”
Linking nursery rhymes makes you a fucking genius now, right? XD

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall and
atishoo atishoo we all fall down.

One two buckle my shoe
here we go round the mulberry bush so early in the morning

ew, early morning

@ucme lmao

But then the man from Nantucket said, this early in the mernin’, fuck et!

Jackie & Jill went on the pill
Coz they don’t want no babby…

Hickory, dockery, dick.
Jack couldn’t stop playing with his candlestick.

Wee Willie Wankie in his nightgown
One step, two step, tickly under there…

Goosey goosey gander, whither shall I wander
The clock struck one, the mouse ran down

One for sorrow, two for joy
Three, Four close the door…

Four and twenty blackbirds baked into a pie
pop goes the weasel