Why are you here reading this question when you should be calling your mother or taking her out for Mother’s Day?

It is Mother’s Day, why are you wasting time here when you should be on the way to her house, or already there, preparing to take her out to brunch or lunch? Put down the mouse, step away from the laptop, go take mom out for Mother’s Day, you won’t have her forever so make every possible moment count. Are you still here, you have not left yet? Get your redacted up out of that chair and go?