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Would the ”Donkey Boys” of Cartagena Colombia be interested in having sex with donkeys if they had access to girls who are less chaste?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26879points) May 22nd, 2015

[NSFW] Here in the US boys don’t have a leaning to boinking donkeys or any other animals as a practice because there are enough girls willing to put out. If those ”Donkey Boys” had girls less chaste available to them would they still have interest in donkeys and would their society view it with as much revulsion and depravity as in the US?

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Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh my God, stop!!! LOL!!

Dutchess_III's avatar

OK, to answer the question…we’re talking about men and so my thoughts are yep. Men will pretty much do anything to “get it.”

janbb's avatar

There must be something in your life besides the Bible and porn.

Dutchess_III's avatar

LOL!! GA, @janbb! And apparently the two are not mutually exclusive…which I find odd.

stanleybmanly's avatar

Who knows? Perhaps donkeys are more difficult to find here than there. It reminds me of the old adage about Montana. It goes “Montana—where men are men and the sheep know it”

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

While Colombia is predominantly a Catholic country, I doubt that the donkey-boinking has much to do with females desiring to stay chaste. Part of it is that it is culturally accepted in certain areas of the country. Maybe the males that practice it don’t want to end up as a father.

Colombia has plenty of teenage pregnancies. Part of that is due to lack of education and part due to lack of birth control. Then there is the fact that Colombia has a fair amount of rape cases. Then again, this isn’t much different than any other country.

Here’s the good news. The country as a whole is moving progressively forward. The poverty level percentage continues a steady decline. And here is an interesting article. Colombia’s Congress passed a law that offers free birth control to all citizens.

Colombia’s healthcare system is on the verge of collapse because of the constitutional guarantees of universal care, as funding from tax and other government revenue falls short. Because maternity and neonatal care are among the healthcare system’s fastest-growing costs, free contraceptive medicine and surgeries could end up saving the government money.

The article also mentions, “It will advance the sexual rights of women of little means, many of whom already have several children.”

talljasperman's avatar

Did the donkey say neigh? I don’t think free access to sluts is the answer. You would have too many teenage pregnancies.

Coloma's avatar

What do you get when you cross a donley with an onion?

Most of the time you get an onion with floppy ears, but…

every once in awhile you get a peice of ass that brings a tear to your eye.

Methinks @Hypocrisy_Central is researching Colombian travel packages right about now. lol

ragingloli's avatar

A donkey does have many advantages. It does not resist, you can not get it pregnant, and it can carry your things.

syz's avatar

What is your deal with bestiality?

Darth_Algar's avatar

Why are most of your questions pervy?

Brian1946's avatar

Donkey-boinking is the only way he can get a “piece of ass”. ;-)

Dutchess_III's avatar

It’s a Bible thing, maybe.

Coloma's avatar

Forget Donkeys I want to go to Colombia for the cocaine. Oh, wait, I’m too old for that now, I’d probably have a heart attack. lol

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Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

@janbb There must be something in your life besides the Bible and porn.
There is, but this place knows little of the Bible aside from head knowledge so there can be no true discussion on that, but I am sure if everyone answered honestly nearly all have watch porn, or have done what is done in porn in real life on a systemic basis; so it ought to be something everyone can speak on.

@Dutchess_III LOL!! GA, @janbb! And apparently the two are not mutually exclusive…which I find odd.
With everything, (less One) there is a ying and a yang, so the two certainly fits, it just shows how lacking one is when it is thought not to be.

@Pied_Pfeffer While Colombia is predominantly a Catholic country, I doubt that the donkey-boinking has much to do with females desiring to stay chaste
I would agree, I do not believe young women and ladies not sleeping around is due to guys boinking donkeys, I would say it is because they are not sleeping around that guys turn to donkeys.

@talljasperman I don’t think free access to sluts is the answer. You would have too many teenage pregnancies.
It would appear to be the more accepted solution here. There are already too many teenage pregnancies but people as a whole seem more tolerable than if young men started boinking dogs, since donkeys are somewhat hard to get. If all of a sudden guys started boinking dogs, blogging it, Instagraming the exploits, etc. owners of large breed dogs would be on a rampage waning laws enacted like yesterday.

@syz What is your deal with bestiality?
That is a question you should ask those who are doing it. I did not invent it, pioneer it or sanction it. It exist, but you can ignore it and pretend it doesn’t, but never speaking of it won’t make it go away or cease to exist.

@Darth_Algar Why are most of your questions pervy?
Because they show the perversion of man he doesn’t want to see in himself, I guess. In reality half of all my questions, sadly to say, are inane pieces of fluff, worthy only for the lowest bar of entertainment. Real questions about real stuff people don’t like to answer because it might include what really goes on in the world like bestiality.

@Adirondackwannabe You’re the winner of biggest perverted religious freak. I guess your name fits you to a T.
I could say that of man and the many sexual perversions that goes with mankind, but if pointing out what you do that makes you squeamish because people actually do them, then label me what you please, I know who and what I am, and have no need to hide.

johnpowell's avatar

So reddit just changed the policy on harassment. They state that most people wouldn’t suggest others use Reddit so the policy of anything goes had to change.

I now feel the same here. If shit like this is normal I will never link to this site or suggest someone asks anything here ever again.

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johnpowell's avatar

Do you realize your odd questions make me think you are doing these things and seeking justification? Keep fucking that chicken….

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Darth_Algar's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central

I never “cry to the refs”. But keep up that persecution complex. That’s the only folks like you know when called out on your bullshit.

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Darth_Algar's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central

Simply put, your questions (and most of your answers) are tedious, nonsensical bullshit at best. At worst (and most likely) they are a reflection of your character. And I fail to see your point in trying to use a quote I didn’t say as an argument against me.

Coloma's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central In relation to your reply to @syz

Lets go for some direct questions shall we?

1. Have you ever engaged in sexual behavior with non-human animals?
2. Have you engaged in sexual behaviors with children or teens?

Simple “yes” or “no” answers will suffice.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

@Coloma I don’t see the point of asking @Hypocrisy_Central either of those questions. What will it prove? Besides, it isn’t any of our business whether he has or hasn’t.

This question stemmed from a post you made on another thread that included a video of males in Colombia boinking donkeys. Based upon that video, it is apparently a culturally accepted practice in a specific population of the world. Here in the US, it isn’t.

I’m fairly certain that @Hypocrisy_Central lives in the US, and while there are people who reside in this country that do dabble in or practice beastiality, there is nothing in his posts that allude to his involvement or acceptance of it. It is a question of curiosity regarding why it might be acceptable in this particular case.

Coloma's avatar

@Pied_Pfeffer

I asked in response to @Hypocrisy_Centrals response to @syz and I quote: This is a question you should ask those who are doing it. Sooo, I’m asking.
What it would “prove” is that these questions, regardless of how they originate, have a basis in reality, not just an active fantasy life or unsavory curiosity.
It is our business if someone is engaging in illegal activity, of which both bestiality and pedophilia are, not that I’m expecting any true confessions, just putting the ball that @Hypocrisy_Central tossed @syz back into his court.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

@Darth_Algar Simply put, your questions (and most of your answers) are tedious, nonsensical bullshit at best. At worst (and most likely) they are a reflection of your character.
And I guess how you deal with questions you do not like or have no answer to is a testament of your character.

@Coloma Lets go for some direct questions shall we?
Only if they apply to *ALL**, and pertain to the question. I could answer your questions but you will have to pay for them, if you want details to my personal life, certain questions (most) have a price, information ain’t free. You set up a vehicle for me to get paid, and I will tell you the price, and when the funds clear, fire away.

How many guys you swallowed, or let bugger you, if and how many times you may have been raped, if you liked it against your will if you were etc. are none on my business, so I would not bother to answer.

What it would “prove” is that these questions, regardless of how they originate, have a basis in reality, not just an active fantasy life or unsavory curiosity.
The questions I pose have some plausibility in reality of they are not in fact and activity actually going on. Unless you are now going to try and say no one does them and I am just making them up? Maybe it pains you that people do those things but I surely had no hand in them doing such, neither have you, but it is fair game to question.

It is our business if someone is engaging in illegal activity, of which both bestiality and pedophilia are, not that I’m expecting any true confessions, just putting the ball that @Hypocrisy_Central tossed @syz back into his court.
I don’t engage in illegal activities, be they secular or Spiritual (maybe some people spurs me to slip in the Spiritual but I take it to the altar). Another, if it is between me and another, then you are not even in the game. Lastly, if I am in a game made special for me and not for everyone, then I get to dictate the salary and there is no cap. My bat doesn’t swing without an MBA (Massive Bank Account). Think what you will, you want answers you can get them, if you have enough green.

@Pied_Pfeffer I don’t see the point of asking @Hypocrisy_Central either of those questions. What will it prove? Besides, it isn’t any of our business whether he has or hasn’t.
It isn’t ,just as you guy’s personal life is no one’s business, when someone mentions they have an STD or taking a colonoscopy, I just say to myself TMI, I really don’t care to know those details of another Jelly and surely would not ask. It is a diversion tactic to avoid the question.

It is a question of curiosity regarding why it might be acceptable in this particular case.
I wonder how many people actually watched the video all the way. At one point Mr. Duffy alluded to a fact that it is a highly catholic environment and the girls don’t put out like here in the US which leaves the young men there with a long standing case of ”blue balls”, so it is not a far stretch to think chaste girls = not sex for the guys, the remedy, substitute with a donkey. More girls putting out, = less need for a substitute (aka the donkey). Coupled with the fact here, no one boinks animals (or admits it) because there are enough humans who would let you dip your wick in their honey pot.

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central Thank you for responding.

I disagree with your opinion. There is one mention, from an 11 year-old boy, that his “girlfriend” isn’t ready to have sex. There is one mention that this practice may pertain to Catholicism, but it came from one of many opinions offered a local. Mr. Duffy finished that statement with “There are a million reasons. (why this is practiced here).” If that is what you are latching on to, then you are missing the point of video. Throughout the video, it was explained that it was due to cultural acceptance.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

@Pied_Pfeffer @ […If that is what you are latching on to, then you are missing the point of video. Throughout the video, it was explained that it was due to cultural acceptance.
I understand it is culturally accepted, as with many other actions and behavior people of industrialize nations what to label demented, perverse, vile, or heinous (I guess because industrialized nations know best because of superior technology), but there had to be a genesis, a reason the practice got started. Now, there may very well be many other reasons such as believing one will have a fatter bat to swing if he boinks a donkey, Chinese culture have similar beliefs on certain things like what rhino horn can do, etc. Getting back to the guy who boinks donkeys because his girlfriend is not ready to put out, the question remains; would he still be so eager to boink the donkey if his girlfriend hopped on the bed, hiked up her dress and jerked off her undies? Maybe he m98ght still do it because he will not be clowned for doing it and he may believe it will give hi8m a bigger dumbstick to poke his girl with, maybe he will find donkeys boring, it is a mystery to me worth exploring.

Coloma's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central Soooo… you advocate extortion for answers. Clever avoidance tactic I must say. lol
I’ll just assume that the statement that you do not engage in illegal activities means “no” to my questions. OTOH…. maybe, because you personally do not think these activities should be illegal, well…perhaps you make up your own rules of conduct which is not uncommon for those that wish to sugar coat their unsavory actions. One can always find a way to spin reality to fit their own needs when they are masters of rationalization.

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Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central I do not believe young women and ladies not sleeping around is due to guys boinking donkeys, I would say it is because they are not sleeping around that guys turn to donkeys. No one has stated that females who don’t have sex with a male who has boinked a donkey do so for this reason.

If you really want to find the answers to your questions on this subject, go visit the Colombia area that practices it; contact the guy who made the video; contact the person interviewed in the video who has studied this subject and has more accurate answers than the Fluther audience who has no clue.

Coloma's avatar

I’m thinking maybe we need to put chastity belts on our donkeys here at the ranch.
Missy & June Bug should feel safe in their pasture from roving ass rapers. lol

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

@Coloma Here is my question. If a donkey objected, wouldn’t she revolt?

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

@Coloma Soooo… you advocate extortion for answers. Clever avoidance tactic I must say
Well, no matter how many lurve you get off the comment, it is far from extortion. If you needed the question for a gain or to prevent loss and I demanded money for it, then it would be extortion. In this case it is no different from a seminar with some guru of this or that, you want the info they have that will make you wealthy, cause you to live to your 90s, lose weight like water dropping of the back of a duck, etc. you whip out your money and pay, if it is not that important, you go hop in your car and go to dinner. You are not in my spiritual family and dang sure not in my physical family so information of that type is not privy to you or anyone else here. I can bet my dollars to anyone’s donuts most here would not give out personal information simply because someone demanded it to satisfy whatever curiosity they had.

[…maybe, because you personally do not think these activities should be illegal, well…perhaps you make up your own rules of conduct which is not uncommon for those that wish to sugar coat their unsavory actions.
One, you do not know what actions I do, but if you want to call conforming my actions to that of the Bible unsavory what does that make the actions of those who don’t? Matters not if I believe they should be illegal or not, that is your world and society that shifts things as OK, questionable and illegal when they are really all in the same pot. By the standard I follow any sex with anything or anybody outside of the marriage bed should be illegal, and certainly wrong even when the populace deems in not to be.

If you view these acts as depraved, debased, vile, etc., who is doing them? I would suspect they are people who are not followers of Christ, and if they say they are, they fool themselves because they are mere hearers of the Word but doing none of it.

@Pied_Pfeffer […contact the person interviewed in the video who has studied this subject and has more accurate answers than the Fluther audience who has no clue.
That last statement was not truer word said, it is easier to pull teeth on a hungry tiger than get a non-biased, open-minded discussion on any difficult subject here. I would say you can’t have a clue of you never look at the clues and investigate.

Here is my question. If a donkey objected, wouldn’t she revolt?
I would say she would be more annoyed by hands handling her flanks then a dumbstick up her twat, even if the guy was built like John Holmes I doubt a donkey, mule, or horse would even feel it to know what was going on.

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(Sigh).

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