What preemptive medication would you have to take to make it safe to eat the slain animals your cat brings you?

I’d eat the cat. If the animal that it ate didn’t kill the cat, then cat itself is probably edible.

Anti-emetics

Well, considering that cats tend to bring small birds and rodents, you would have to be protected against rabies, plague, and avian flu.

Properly cooked.. none.

@elbanditoroso Yuck, totally disgusting.

You are, I hope, being tongue in cheek?

@sahID – I am not a cat lover. That said, I wouldn’t eat one.

Eχcept locusts, I would say the rest are safe to eay once roasted well! Enjoy!

Extract root of cartiloomis fossil in small daily doses (less than 2 ml.) will protect you from virtually anything, and guarantee a life-expectancy of 125 (this is not a typo).

Available over-the-counter at any CVS or Walgreens.

(of course Pfizer, Bristol-Meyers and Merck do NOT want you to have this information….but consider me your uncle today).

Ipecac.