Would you rather be known as a smartass or a dumbass?

The former(of course)

I am both.

What he means ??

A not obnoxious smartass!

Neither.

Fuck labels.

Duh.

(QED.)

Neither fits.

I almost always aim for smartass over dumbass. I don’t always succeed…

I’d rather be known as highly intelligent than a smartass but I don’t always hit the sweet spot.

I’ve been both to be sure.
But as to which I would rather be, it depends on the context.

oh a smartass fer sure from dealing with all the damn Dumbasses out there.

Neither.

A Badass.

A smartass, although I’d rather be a kindthoughtfulass.

@cookieman You? A badass? Ha!

@janbb . . . hush yo mouth

@Blondesjon Now you, you a badass fo sure!

I have often been known to be a smart-trunk.

I had gluteal reduction surgery and became a halfass.

Well if you think I’m a dumbass your guard isn’t going to be up is it. Think it over for a few.

@janbb: No, not buying it?

I’m with @Adirondackwannabe. There are some people who I want to think I’m dumber than I really am. After all it’s better not to show all what you know to your opponent right?

@cookieman That’s the way the cookie crumbles!

I hope to never be known as either.

I’m just surprised this hasn’t turned into a conversation about the legitimacy of those two words in the English language yet.

They could be illegitimate? Poor bastards.