If I got knocked on the head, what question would I ask?

Am I in a movie?

”Lord Frieza… the fuck!?”

How through my delicious cooking could I poison someone I can’t stand? Which deadly ingredients?

“Is that you Mr. Rickman?”

Give me a steak – I don’t care how it’s cooked!

Did Martin Clunes perform fellatio on Alan Rickman while I filmed them?

Whakinda….fffoods d’ya like when yer drinking mager..margra…raritas?

“Was I attacked or just clumsy?”

Where did I leave that chocolate bar?

“What the hell was that?” or “What the hell was I thinking?” or “When the hell did I last clean this toilet bowl?”

I think maybe you should drive. Me to my s/o after a really bad head shot and concussion while I’m holding a paper towel to my head for the bleeding.

@ucme How did you know what goes on in the dark recesses of my mind : P

@kritiper This one is pretty accurate. Ha ha.

Have you ever had sex with a vegetable? Oh wait that would be @Hypocrisy Central. lol

@Coloma Yes, but he was very much alive before… Oh wait, that’s not what you meant.