Does God feast on angels (details inside)
From a food/dominance pyramid with rocks and minerals at the bottom, then plankton, then animals, then humans , then the king, and finally God and the angels. Each eating or dominating of the lower levels. It begs the question that God would be a Shepard to the humans and one day shear the sheep, or even roast a angel or a king.
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Only if he has Tabasco sauce handy
Only when He’s in the mood for some light fare.
and then he’s just hungry again a half an hour later . . .
@janbb . . . Exactly!
are those the kind of angels you all have for christmas?
Nope. Angels are too light and airy like fluffy clouds, always on a diet and tasteless, so it’s obvious he eats demons. Hot, well done, and spicy. Plenty of flavor and doesn’t add extra weight at the hips and an endless supply of people end up in hell every day.
What?!
What sort of rubbish is this?
The question implies that God is part of the natural hierarchy. But God, as imagined, is supernatural. So those earthly rules do not apply.
The foundation of the question is a false premise. Rocks don’t eat minerals (or vice versa), and plankton doesn’t eat rocks. (Minerals at a molecular level, yes, but so do humans.)
And many whales, the largest currently existing creatures, eat plankton, nothing larger.
Nah, he still has not finished eating all the drowned corpses of the billions of people he murdered during the great flood.
Or maybe he just converts them to lampshades.
@ZEPHYRA I watched that video and wondered why I never heard it before. Then I realized I probably blocked it from my mind. I thought maybe the king would eat her. LOL.
@zenvelo , Agree, and kings as a rule don’t eat people, unless what @talljasperman , means is they survive off of the work of those below them. But it’s not meant to be sensible. Because an omnipotent being would never need food since he wouldn’t have a need for vitamins. I always thought it funny that Greek Gods have feasts and eat. That would mean they could die from starvation. Same for dracula that needs fresh blood to pump though a body that doesn’t have a beating heart and doesn’t breath and whos inner organs are all dead and in no need of blood. But what the heck, maybe @talljasperman is writing a book.
I’m pretty sure God doesn’t need to eat.
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