[NSFW] Why would a woman who could suck a bowling ball through 8 feet of garden hose be a good thing?

No good, that is a sucker for punishment.

Galatians 5:19–21 Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.

Read more: http://www.whatchristianswanttoknow.com/bible-verses-about-lust-17-helpful-passages/#ixzz3d1uD4BCW

“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” – Ezekiel 23:20

I hope that one of our scientifically inclined Flutherites will do some calculations for us.

Assume that the weight of the bowling ball is 16 lbs.

Assume that the garden hose is 1 inch internal diameter, meaning that the space on the bowling ball where the hose meets the ball is also 1 inch.

Assume further that the garden hose does not leak and that the place where it meets the ball is sealed.

How many PSI of vacuum pressure would be required to lift that bowling ball 1 foot off the ground?

Now compare that to the pulmonary muscle capacity of the adult human female..

My wild-ass-guess, without doing the math, is that this is entirely impossible. Women (and for that matter, men) don’t have the capacity to do that.

It would be a good thing for keeping the Axe Gang out of Pig Sty Alley.

They’re just sayings, like “she’ll make you melt”. Not to be taken literally, unless you want to have sex with a xenomorph or something.

For someone so Religious your question sure contain a lot of sexual content, as for your question it’s just a statement saying she is really good at performing Felatio doesn’t mean she can really suck a bowling ball through a garden hose.
When up at the gun range I have one target rifle that is incredibly accurate, and I tell people that it will shoot the balls off a fly, doesn’t mean it or I actually shoot the balls off flies ,just stating it’s really accurate.
Get the idea??

flies have no testicles.

@SQUEEKY2 Nailed it! GA!

And no human female could ever physically suck a bowling ball through a small garden hose.

But can she ‘suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball’? ~

@bossob that on the other hand might be possible.

@SQUEEKY2 For someone so Religious your question sure contain a lot of sexual content, as for your question it’s just a statement saying she is really good at performing Felatio doesn’t mean she can really suck a bowling ball through a garden hose.
First off, sex is not a taboo subject to Believers, how would more people be made without it? The first two, Adam and eve, were given the commandment to be fruitful and multiply even before they were given anything else. Sex is of God, He created it, that is why it is so wonderful, but He created it for a specific people; man married to women and vice versa. That is why only sex in the marriage bed (one woman + one man) is holy and undefiled.

Second, in true Fluther form, someone misreads the details and everyone follow like sheep in the misinterpretation. I indicated it was a phrase used to describe her suction power. I then indicated to have a woman with that kind of sucking power if it would even be pleasurable seeing how much force it would take, if it were possible to have a hose stretch large enough to get a bowling ball through it, it was never about a woman actually doing it.

Hope we are up to speed now? ;-| Had I made the title longer, who knows, it might have gotten modded as not being clear enough.

Believe it or not @Hypocrisy_Central I knew you knew it was a phrase but with a lot of times with your lack of humour we did have to point out it,that it was JUST A PHRASE, just like I am not really shooting the testicles off of flies.
People like to paint a larger than life picture, like man the girl I went out in school was built like a brick shithouse, doesn’t mean she smelled or looked anything like it, just a way of saying she had a nice build to her.
And as for these phrases who knows where they come from or why we use them but we do,and we all will just have to accept it.