What does "my teeth feel soft" mean?

Asked by cofeka (154

) July 15th, 2015

At 1:03 of this video (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b3e57df4eb/pizza-farm-with-nick-offerman?cc= d__&_ccid=cufzvq.nrizm0) the little girl says “my teeth feel soft”.
What does it mean?

Also, at 0:23 the man says “where we are hard at work growing the ripe, juicy pizzas”. If the pizzas are “ripe”, why do you need to grow them?
Or he means the pizzas have rich flavour (and “juicy”)?

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Soft teeth implies that they get cavities easily.

The whole thing is a joke. Everyone knows pizzas are made in kitchens, not grown on trees. Likewise chicken fingers, French fries and sloppy joes. These are foods that are generally known to be high in fat and salt and low in nutrition. When advertisers promote these foods as being nutritionally sound and good for us, we all should know they’re not telling the truth.

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“Funny or Die” is a humor/comedy website, everything on there is a joke. Don’t worry about it not making sense. Worry more if all there makes sense to you.

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