Good man. Make a plan. Walking is free, so is running. There must be a swimming hole somewhere near you. I’ve always been partial to cycling—it’s much easier on the joints once you find a bike your size. Always check pawnshops first. Keep your eyes open and let the guys in the shops know what you’re looking for and leave them a way to contact you when the bike pops up. Search the net for deals. I’ve seen thousand dollar bikes selling for a hundred bucks-and-change in these places.
If you have the space, like half of a living room floor, or two feet between your bed and the wall, look for a used kayak. They’re fun and a great upper-body workout to match the lower-body workout you get with the bike. Pumping your system full of oxygen improves your mental status immeasurably. Haven’t you ever noticed that gym rats and yoga people are ridiculously upbeat? Christ, sometimes you just want to smack ‘em. It’s because they feel good, Tallman.
As a way to save money for more important things, like getting out in the fresh air and having a good time, buy smart. Toothpaste, soap, shampoo, are all for a buck at the dollar store. Chris, you’re a bachelor, why waste more money than you need to on this stuff. Save money by cutting back a little on meat and going with more vegetables and fruits. Buy a wok. Just toss shit together and pour it over rice. It’s the easiest healthy cooking in the world. And, what, 4 bililion Asians can’t be wrong.
You find excellent brand name clothing for under ten dollars at Thrift Stores. We’re talking Armani-level stuff. I don’t know what it is, but women like a well-dressed man, pal. Last time I was in the States, I found five new Columbia sailing/fishing shirts for four dollars each in my size. Maybe they’ve suddenly gone out of fashion, I dunno, but they usually retail at around $60 each in the Miami area. They had some XXXs, too. I know your size can be a liability in these departments, but cull the aisles anyway. Hell, you’ll save a ton just on socks.
With your savings, hit the pawn shops or the net as described above to get the things you want to get you outside and back into the world. You need to put a little money away, because after a summer and fall of walking, running, cycling, or kayaking, you’ll be wanting to go into the gym to get through that god-awful winter you have up there. Just regular light workouts in order to not lose what you’ve gained—and to buoy your mood and hormone levels/brain chemistry.
It takes effort to live a good life, T, but it soon becomes habit forming and the rewards are always greater than the hassles.
Nothing is for free, my friend, and everything costs in some way, but things get a lot easier once you accept that. Treating yourself right and giving your body what it needs is the best investment you can make—it changes everything, including the man inside. You really haven’t any choice in the matter.