Do you have any bumper stickers on your vehicle?

No bumper stickers, but lots of window stickers. Do they count?

‘My other vehicle is on its way to the Kuiper belt.’

No.
I may have mentioned this before. I don’t have stickers on my car, in case I accidentally cut someone off, or someone doesn’t like my driving or parking. I don’t want them to look at my car, and form a negative view of a position I support. If I have a “I brake for Jesus” sticker, they may mutter “Fucking Christians!” or something similar.

No—and never! I hate bumper stickers, especially ones that proselytize guns or religion. Both are very popular where I live.

The only bumper sticker I ever saw that I thought was the right message on the right place read, “Put down your damn phone and just drive!”

I have a Fluther sticker on my back window.

I’‘m kidding… I don’t own a car. The only bumper I have is my ass.

Ugh. No. I find them ugly. Especially on old cars that still have Clinton / Gore stickers or names from 20+ years ago.

I don’t. I think they look silly.

No because they’re fucking tacky.

Well, we had My Dog Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student and an Obama Biden bumper sticker, but we just got a new car so now we have nothing.

The only thing I ever attached to my car was the website for my auction house, and I had those commissioned as magnets so they’re movable.
Oh, I just remembered I had the same magnets made for a political candidate and donated them to the proper headquarters. I still have one of those on my garage door.

NO!!! They make a car look trashy and people with LOTS of stickers usually have chips on their shoulders to match.

I have a GB sticker which is legally required when driving outwith the UK. I also have sticker with the number and symbol of the department in France where my holiday house is. That one is just for fun

I have an equals sign sticker on my car, yes. It’s subtle, no words, but still shows my pro-LGBT stance, which is among the most important of my positions.

My chauffeur has one on his own personal car, it says My Boss is Awesome
I may sack him for gross tackiness :D

I used to have a Darwin fish but I took it off when I realized it didn’t matter and just made me look like an elitist douche, most likely.

I have one that says “Keep Austin Beered”. It is from Live Oak Brewery.

I used to have one that was a “W” in a red circle with a slash through it but someone scraped it off; most of it anyway.

My wife has a 13.1 sticker on her car.

I had a co-worker who came home one Christmas eve to find his street lit up by flashing police lights and as he got closer to his home he noticed they were congregated around his house.
He pulled up to find a car had lost control, smashed into his home and was embedded up to the back doors in his living room wall; demolishing the christmas tree and scattering gifts and furniture all over what was left of the room.

On the bumper of the car was a sticker that read: “Hell yes I’m drunk! What do you think I am, a stunt driver?”

What vehicle?

I have the HRC equality symbol on my rear bumper.

No. I risk my marriage if I put one on one of our cars. LOL. My husband would freak out.

Even before I was married I never had any bumper stickers though, I can’t blame it all on my husband. I do have a frame for my license plate that is from my university.

I like funny bumper stickers.

When I was a teenager, I put local punk band bumper stickers all over my car. One was called “Seminal Expulsion” Every time I went to my grandparents house, that bumper sticker would mysteriously be missing. I was friends with the band members so they gave me a huge stack of bumper stickers so could stick one back on every time it got scraped off.

I had all of theses stickers until I was 21. Then I moved to San Franciso for several years and I didn’t own a car until I was in my late 20s. By then, I just lost interest in bumper stickers.