Fluff time, what are the five top reasons a man does not want to go home after a long day, survey says?

To avoid the 2.5 hour commute each way.

Wife is a naggy bitch over trivial things like leaving the laundry in the dryer after a stressful day at work where I hold human life in the balance between safety and spending millions of dollars.

To avoid doing some nasty chore that needs doing.

His house is a mess.

His whiskey breath will prove he wasn’t working late.
His monster kids aren’t in bed yet.
He doesn’t want to walk the dog he insisted on getting.
His hot wife is going to want sex and all he wants is a hot meal, a bubble bath and a beer in his hand.
He didn’t make the rent because he just blew all his money on a so call sure bet.
His girlfriend (sister in law) is at his house speaking with his wife and she told him that she has a surprise for them both.
His parents basement is kinda gloomy.
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Edit

5. He has a girlfriend.
4. He wants to stay out drinking with the guys.
3. He has responsibilities at home.
2. His wife is a bitch and keeps reminding him about promises he made and never kept.
1. He wants to be free while having all of the perks of being married.