@kritiper Pretty close. In fact, it may be dead-on and I’m jsut reading it wrong.
Amperage is the amount of electrons being pushed; 1 Amp(ere) = 1 Coulomb of charge (6.2415093 * 10^18 elementary charges, generally electrons) passing a given point per second. Ohm’s Law is accordingly slightly expanded with the addendum:
I = Q / t
, where Q equals Charge and t equals time.
As for no resistance, that is basically trying to divide by zero, which allows infinite electron flow… until something gives… which often involves some combination of smoke, funny smells, and pyrotechnics. Read how John Wayland earned the nickname ‘Plasma Boy’ either for more details or just for a laugh. In any event, one of the things I learned in my training is that all short circuits eventually become open circuits, so saying a short circuit leads to no electron flow isn’t wrong.
@ibstubro For practical purposes, it’s instantaneous; the speed of light (186,000 miles or 983,571,056 feet per second) is fast enough to go around Earth about 7½ times every second, or to the Sun in a little over 8 minutes. Given that many circuits are considerably shorter, generally the entire circuit is energized in a micro-second or less, and that’s close enough to “instantly” for a layperson. Assuming about a ten-foot cord, your fence-grabbing friend may have had 0.00000001 seconds at most between plugging in and getting belted.
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Now for an explanation of another old saying about electricity, “It’s not the volts that get you; it’s the amps!”. This statement is educational, and quite true. Lets see how;
Scuff your feet across the rug and you’ll build up a little bit of a static charge. It may be 30,000–75,000 volts worth, but mere microamps as the charge is so small and is only a relatively few electrons. E is going to be high enough to actually bridge a small air gap with a spark despite the high resistance® of air, but the amperage (I) will be pretty low simply because there just aren’t enough electrons; once you touch that doorknob, charges are equalized and the most you’ll feel is a little zot.
Now imagine grabbing a high-voltage transmission line. The voltage will be about the same, somewhere around 30–50 kilovolts, but there is one huge difference; until the breaker is tripped or you pull the fork out, the electrons will just keep coming. Power plants and hydroelectic dams have PLENTY of electrons to give, so the total amount of electrons that will go through your fork and your body on their way to electrical ground is limited not by how many you picked up as you scuffed your feet across the carpet, but rather only by the resistance of your body.
How does this really affect you though? Remember what I said earlier about unrestricted electron flow heating up wiring? What if those wires are your muscles and nerves? And since most of the time people are touching the ground with their feet, odds are that those electrons will travel along your arm, through your torso, possibly including your heart, and down your leg on their way to complete the electrical circuit. The human body can handle a little bit of that. The actual effects of electricity on the human body is complex and non-linear, but the simple version is that anything in the micro-amp range (static shocks) is harmless, things in the milliamp range (tasers; stun guns) will cause muscle issues, possibly screwing up the heart’s rhythm, and anything above half an amp for an instant (lightning strike) or one-tenth that (50 milliamps) for more than a second (holding a fork in a wall outlet) will generally cause permanent physical damage… though there is a possibility that you won’t live long enough to see the damage it does.
Too many amps isn’t just bad for people though. Since everything (except superconductors; more on them later) has at least a tiny bit of resistance, that means that anywhere current flows, there is waste heat. That is why there is a minimum thickness of wire that must be used to wire up buildings that plan to comply with fire codes. If you try putting 15 amps through a hefty 14-gauge wire and the resistance is low enough that you’ll be fine. Try skimping and using 18-gauge wire and things will get a little warm. Possibly warm enough to melt plastic… like the insulation on the wires… which could lead to a short, which generates a lot more heat… inside your wall with all that flammable stuff around.
Understanding how electricity works can allow you to mess around safely or do otherwise dangerous things safely. High-voltage, low-amperage electricity is great for freaking out electrophobes who would never handle ArcAttack’s music. You’ll understand how much rubber can help and how much water can hurt, and why.