The apartment building here is home to bats. They live in the roof, as a former neighbor and I once discovered. Sometimes, usually in spring and fall, you can hear them climbing around in the walls. The first time I heard that I was like wtf, it reminded me of the movie Basketcase where in the beginning, the baby is running around in walls before he kills some doctor.
Here are all my batventures.
First bat I saw was in the hallway. It was weird because I was in the kitchen, trying to kill this fly with a fly swatter. Then someone screams in the hallway, so I go over there with my swatter. The neighbor was freaking out, there was a bat spinning around in circles. I wanted to stun it with the fly swatter, and after a few misses I got him, but he died. :( Bats are really fucking fragile. It was just odd that I happened to have the swatter at the time.
This other time, a neighbor knocks on my door and says a bat was in the hallway, and asked me what we’re gonna do about it. It was hiding behind the recycling box. This time I was more careful, I put a plastic bag around my hand and picked it up from behind the box. I picked it up by the wing. I suppose it could have bit me through the plastic, but it just flapped around and I let it loose outside.
And finally, once I go down to the basement to do the laundry and there was a bat down there flying in circles. I was waving my hands at it for it to fuck off, it flew off after freaking out a bit. In the back of the basement. I wnet over there but it was gone, or hidden.
I discovered where they nested with the upstairs neighbor. They all hang around no pun intended inside the space of the roof. We took off a panel and they were there, along with a bunch of bat shit. They also didn’t all fly off like in horror movies. My neighbor was worried, because her son is born with just one lung, and we thought maybe the bat shit could be hazardous to him. We told the landlord, so he installed this disruption thing outside which emits bat like sounds (which human ears cannot pick up) which are supposed to confuse bats, so they eventually all leave. It didn’t work. They’re still here.