Don't you hate the Perfecto-fish award?

Have a care when questionin’ the actions of the Fluther’s Grand Poobah- else ya be heave-ho’ed onto a passing frigate as a scalawag oarsman!
Or worse….tossed to the Gorton’s Fishers to have their way with ye!!!!!

No…

…why?

No. I even love it because it reminds me that I’m always perfect ~

Hate is a pretty strong word I usually reserve for stand still-traffic jams and people who are late. I have never cared the least about the awards here I think they are a trivial at best aspect of being here.

Do I hate it? No. It reminds me that I am a writer.

I explained what it was and was modded off; I don’t know why and have asked.

The fuckin 10 minute limit on correcting shit is what I abhor.

@Symbeline I wish I got ten minutes…I think I have barely got even 5!. They must be running out of Perfecto-fish awards.

[Mod says] Sorry for all the removals here, but hey, the whole fun of having “secret” awards is that they’re, well, secret!

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YES! Yes. Yep. Definitely. I dispise it! Ehh…

@thorninmud You think you can keep secrets from Penguin Holmes? Ha!

You mean it’s not an incentive?

It’s not even a perfecto-fish!

I think I get at least one perfecto fish a month. I have a whole aquarium full of them.

@keobooks Yeah – except some of my older ones ate the newbies.

Mine seem to be multiplying like guppys guppies!

I agree with @Symbeline. The 10-minute rule shits me. I’ve lost count of how often I notice an error after that time has elapsed. Perfecto-fish is fine.

The awards, like the scoring system, are irrelevant fluff, pay no mind.

If you really want those awards, Perfecto Fish is the easiest to get a ton of. Heck, once when I was on my phone, I got 3 or 4 in a row. I wasn’t t trying. My fingers are too big for the tiny keyboard.

I know what it’s for and I like it.