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Who would you want to have access to?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26879points) September 25th, 2015

For the sake of argument, there is a fairy of access that will grant you access to three people (they have to be living, no conjuring up the dead), the 1st person you are granted access to, it is for an indefinite time, the 2nd person access will be for 18 months, and the 3rd person access will be for only two weeks. Access in this case is that you can reach them by phone, email, chat, Skype, etc. they may not do ask you may ask of them, but they will receive your correspondence or calls. Who would you want access to and which level of access would you seek to have with them?

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talljasperman's avatar

Robert linsy miline the psychic. Dawn Val my counselor from university. And Bob Macdonald the science guy from cbc news.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

^ What would you do with 2 weeks access to Bob MacDonald, what would you hope you could learn or achieve from him?

talljasperman's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central I would ask him for help writing a book about my dejavu. Also I would shoot the breeze with him.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Putin, Obama and the Pope.

ragingloli's avatar

There is no one I need access to.

Berserker's avatar

^
Same.

I like the term “fairy of access” though. Lol that’s awesome.

ragingloli's avatar

“a wish is a wish, now bend over, fairy!”

Berserker's avatar

That fairy familiar in Castlevania Symphony of the Night who points out hidden passages and gives you healing items when your health is low, that’s what she should have been called. Fairy of Access.
Plus yeah, you could probably fuck her.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

^ then I guess he/she would have “access” to some orifice of sorts

Kardamom's avatar

An orifice fairy?

Berserker's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central Lol, orifice of sorts. You should be a poet. :D

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