How difficult would it be to train a dog to use a taser?

I don’t know, but this puppy learned to shot in a very short span of time

About as long as it would take to find an armed guard genuinely fooled by a man running up a hill in a cardboard box.

omg I totally read this question as “How difficult would it be to train a dog using a taser” and I popped in to call you a jerk. :P

I could train most complex behaviours with my dog in about a day to two days using the clicker method. You have to break any action down into trainable steps.