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talljasperman's avatar

My neighborhood kids used to pee on the slide.

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

@talljasperman that’s not trolling that’s just damn mean

talljasperman's avatar

Give me points even though I don’t deserve it.

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

@talljasperman I’m giving your mom points as we speak

talljasperman's avatar

Spocks like his career. .. dead. Maybe we should have Adam West play spock in the future. They are both loser hacks who turn to voice overs in Simpson knock offs to pay for there porn addictions because all normal women won’t touch the first nerd… le nerd

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Texting is the dumbest thing ever created it causes people to drive and walk into things and should be illegal, and anyone who disagrees is a complete moron, <That do???

Berserker's avatar

I can’t regenerate wounds, cannot wield tree trunks. But I do live in the mountains, I smell, I’m as sexy as a tractor and I eat your liver RAW.

talljasperman's avatar

Of course I’m a lurve addict.

majorrich's avatar

I got yer lurve… Right Here…

talljasperman's avatar

@majorrich thanks. Of course I like spock. Just following the points and having fun.

dxs's avatar

Evolution is a lie. I can’t believe there are so many idiots who actually believe in that garbage. It says right there in the bible that God created the universe, and in only seven days! They say they can prove evolution but I don’t see a thing changing!
This thread can only go downhill.

talljasperman's avatar

@dxs we live in a holographic universe we are in a computer program that is inside the real universe. God could have programmed the universe in 6 days without breaking any laws.

ibstubro's avatar

@dxs.You didn’t understand the question.
God invented evolution.
He’s currently promoting gays as His planet becomes overpopulated.

You’re welcome.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Fluther iz a goddamn dump 4 some internet know-it-all who just like 2 b right at evrythin’ wthout a basic qualification like Ph.D. If u agree plz give mi lurves. My mom sayz if i get 100 lurves shell give me chocolate so plz help mi plzzzzzzzzzz ~

chyna's avatar

I had a dream that my crush passed my locker without looking at me. What does this mean? Only nice people answer this please.

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majorrich's avatar

I got this awful rash. Do you want to know where it is?

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Only ugly and fat women hate those who wear Daisy Dukes, minis, and booty shorts because they are too lazy to make the effort to look good in them, or they are so mud duck ugly even if they wore them someone would pay them to put more clothes on.

This fluff is rather entertaining.

johnpowell's avatar

I just voted for Trump.

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cazzie's avatar

Jesus loves you.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@janbb Well hell, I didn’t think we’d have that in common. I didn’t tell Ivana either.

Blackberry's avatar

More Americans would have jobs if the Mexicans weren’t taking them and giving them to their anchor babies.

talljasperman's avatar

I didn’t get my period this month Am I pregnant? ALSO I AM A GUY. Why am I so late. It’s been 20 years since I had my last period when I had the stomach flu.

ibstubro's avatar

Once you have read every book known to man, traveled every continent, and learned to plug your ears with your “wee, wee, wee, all the way home” toes, we can discourse as equals.

Until then? Just keep rolling your ball of dung.

majorrich's avatar

Nuke a Black Gay whale for Jesus! Then give him an assault weapon in a school zone while driving a soot belching diesel truck!

SecondHandStoke's avatar

“Hate” is a legitimate way to dismiss a differing opinion.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

NO. 4.5.

FUH-Q.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

I keep voting Democrat.

Why am I not rich yet?

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

Those democrats with that big chip on their pseudo-educated shoulders. Just irrational, emotional children.

majorrich's avatar

I’m voting for Trump!

janbb's avatar

Who’s that crossing over MY bridge?

majorrich's avatar

No.. Seriously! I AM voting for Trump!

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

When you see a fat woman in the pool or on the beach what do you yell? ”Ismael, hand me a harpoon!”

If you are in a high rise building in the elevator an d a fat woman boars your mind immediately thinks if your life insurance us paid up.

When you see a fat woman with a baby in the stroller and toddler in tow you think who was the blind or desperate man who hit that more than zero?

When you see a woman with 5 kids and three baby daddys you think she never met a phallus she did not like.

What is funnier than seeing all the clowns come out of the car at a circus, seeing someone try to stuff a fat woman in a Smart Car, or pry her out of a Miata.

Wait….to be trolling there has to be no truth to it….oh well, bygones…..

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