If you had to choose one, which choice would you make details inside?

The bee thing. No problem.

Yow! What choices!
Well a good friend got the baseball in the eye. Broke eye socket bone, hurt eye so badly that several surgeries later, he lost all vision. He had to stop doing his work. Poor sweetie.
Golf ball- it would do concussion, brain swelling and one would lose hearing. Not to mention ruining the earrings!
The bee sting would kill me unless massive antihistamines immediately followed.
Uhm, I’m gonna stay in on whatever day you go to do these things. Or else wear a helmet with a bee-keepers hat!
Do you play sudden-death sports? :)

The bee. Concussions aren’t fun.

The bee botox!

Bee. Actually, that has happened to me once when I was a kid – we were playing baseball in the nearby park and I got hit in the head by a throw, so they took me under a tree, where I got stung by a bee.

I was around 11 at the time. Traumatized for about 3 hours.

Stung by a bee on the lip, think of the wonderful selfie pout.

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Ha ha lol.

I choose you, beekachu! A friend and I were once attacked by a wasp nest. We were climbing up this steep river bank, amd I never saw a nest. I think they may have been the kind of wasps that build nests under ground, I do know such things exist. Hard to say where the insects came from as there were trees and leaves and crap everywhere. But I felt one sting on my ankle and I recognized it as a wasp.
That is due to me loving insects as a kid, before I had video games anyway. I used to run around catching them. I got stung, bit and puked on by so many bugs.

So I feel the one sting on my ankle and go, meh fuck it. But then another…then all of a sudden, wasps everywhere and I felt them stinging me all over my legs. I noticed my friend dancing like mad, I must have looked funny myself. We srambled up the bank and those fuckers were all over us until we ran away. Some were stuck in our hair, I could hear them buzzing and shit. It sucked. Hurt like hell…I had red dots all over me, well mostly on my legs, as did my friend.

So that happened. I can take one bee sting. Now I know if a hive of bees had attacked us, we could have died. Wasps can sting repeatedly, but depending on the type, the sting isn’t as powerful or damaging as bees.

Bring on the bee! I’ll kick its ass, that whoreson!

Also what the hell kind of choices are those, my dude? Getting smoked in the face with balls? The hell man lmao.

I have always been under the same moniker, just spoofed a lot of cool avatars until I was chided by one of the mods as it being de facto illegal by the rules, bygones.

I think you answered the wrong question homesplice.

I would say I was drunk, but if you can goof like that Fluthering and on the phone, i can imagine how easy it is when you are texting and typing….....bygones.