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[NSFW] When it comes to sex, what is or certainly is not on your “has to be” list?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26879points) January 4th, 2016

[NSFW] (Disclaimer) It is a question about sex in general, so you will like it.

From a comment in this thread I thought about those whom I fornicated with, and what they liked, did not like, would never do, and certainly needed to have sexually. Just for giggles I figured maybe people would be brave enough to say what they have to have or certainly must not have when it comes to boinking. Which do you have to have and which is something that should not be in the bedroom, elevator, jet restroom, back alley, backseat, kitchen table, etc.?

• Orel sex giving
• Oral sex receiving
• Hot wax, honey, syrup etc.
• Facesitting
• Deepthroat
• Ropes, handcuffs, bindings, etc.
• Paddles, crops or whips.
• Stiletto heels
• Hot tubs, beaches, pools or other basins of water
• Boinking doggie style
• GOT (Girl On Top)
• Tea-bagging
• Foot worship
• Tossing the salad (analingus)
• Sucking face (prolonged deep Frenching)
• Golden showers
• Getting buggered
• Giving the buggering
• Face-fucking
• Reverse cowgirl
• Regular cowgirl
• Asian crab
• Reverse Asian crab
• 69
• Sex toys
• 3somes or moresomes
• Pics or homegrown videos
• Manscaping
• Bald mons pubis (aka, no hair down there!)
• Hosiery
• Wigs and costumes
• Other

What has to be on the list and what should never be, and what happens if it is not the way your list is desired?

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17 Answers

ragingloli's avatar

missionary position.
it is disgusting.

gondwanalon's avatar

I’d say that in the course of performing my husbandly duties over the years I’ve done 11 procedures on your list. Not sure what most of the acts on your list are. But one thing for sure, I do NOT mess with butt holes.

zenvelo's avatar

Related to your first item, I never was attracted to Orel Hershiser.

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

You completely forgot about the unicorn, glass bottom boat and the hot Carl.
I have done 5 on that list.

OnePercent's avatar

Kissing is terrible.

Seek's avatar

My score is 20 for that list.

I don’t have any “musts”, and the safe word is ” don’t do that ”.

LornaLove's avatar

Reverse Asian crab? Gosh, I am so innocent. They are all Okay with me, IF you take a good shower beforehand. ;)

trailsillustrated's avatar

In real life? I hate all that shite except doggie, deep throat, oral sex, costumes ( a certain kind ), and shaved nether regions which is the custom here. I’m cool with locations.

zenvelo's avatar

By the way, not even Urban Dictionary has a listing for Asian Crab.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

^^ [...shaved nether regions which is the custom here.
They manscape there?

Mariah's avatar

I don’t feel much pleasure from PIV sex and always find it a little bit painful, so I appreciate that my partner likes foreplay, both giving and receiving.

Butt stuff is 300% out of the question for me due to my medical history. He had no interest in it anyway, which is perfect.

Sex drives have to be at least approximately equal. We’re well suited there too. I had an ex who was constantly horny and refused to masturbate and that was just awful for me.

Thise are my only strong opinions on the matter.

ucme's avatar

Discussing it with plebs on the internet, not happening.

Cruiser's avatar

Must haves…helmet, first aid kit and a couple bottles of water.

CWOTUS's avatar

I’m just surprised by a few of the things you left off the list:
– Tease and denial
– Domme / sub relationships
– CBT
– Forced chastity / cuckolding, whether “lifestyle” or “play”
– Public humiliation
– Adult incest

… not that I know what any of those things are, mind you.

“Asian crab”?

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

@CWOTUS I’m just surprised by a few of the things you left off the list:
– Tease and denial (That is what some do anyhow, it is just a part of the boinking process)
– Domme / sub relationships (Thought what would be covered under handcuff or bindings, though it is truly a lifestyle, though some play it.)
– CBT (Even I do not know what that is)
– Forced chastity / cuckolding, whether “lifestyle” or “play” (That again, to be fall under B&D or SM)
– Public humiliation (I don’t find that a sex act)
– Adult incest (I do not even want to go there, and i do not think many people would even do it)
… not that I know what any of those things are, mind you.

“Asian crab”?
Unlike the “Missionary Position” which seems to have just that name which stuck, I guess others can have a different name depending on which circles one turn in. It is known by some as the ”Asian Cowgirl” because the woman is on top but her knees are oriented differently and she is more squatting on the dumbstick than riding his hips.

Seek's avatar

Aww, it’s almost sweet how naive you are about those things.

CBT is “cock and ball torture”. It kind of goes with ” stiletto heels”, but does deserve a mention.

BD/sm is so much more than fuzzy handcuffs, and I agree that the D/s bit deserves a place on the list.

Public and private humiliation is a very sexual act for some people, like I’m sure praying is for others. That’s the cool thing about sex: different strokes for different folks.

And yes, consensual incest is a thing, and just thinking about it turns some people on (not me). Haven’t you seen Game of Thrones? It’s “wincest” all over the place.

trailsillustrated's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central it’s not called manscaping, they shave their balls. This is mostly the <40 crowd.

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