Do we have a winner?

Are you referring to the self pleasuring driver? I don’t think you had to worry about him spreading his seed.

The self-pleasuring driver is a runner up at best. First prize should really go to those two 16-year-olds out in Tennessee who drank Mountain Dew and “racing fuel.” link

I’m sort of leaning towards this guy article

who paid a fortune teller $700,000 to reunite him with his ex-wife (in another body), with the help of a time machine and a bridge of gold.

The fortune teller just got out of jail – but the guy isn’t exactly a mental genius.

I love these! lol

My friend and I were out and about yesterday and need some bales of pine shavings for the horses stalls here. We were not in the ranch truck but her new Volkswagon and we were impressed that we could fit 4 bales, sitting upright in the back seat. I joked that if we had a tragic crash that the exploded bales of pine shavings would absorb all of the blood and carnage. Haha
Just shovel up the shavings off the road and viola…all clean. :-P

@zenvelo Not specifically as most any award winner I have read about was clearly a danger to anyone within 100 feet of them. It’s a small miracle spanker did not take out another car!

I hope he at least got one more orgasm in before passing.

He was probably on his way to a scenic masturbation point.
An old joke I made years ago about a beautiful turnout on a road in Utah…scenic masturbation point 2 miles. lol

Yes, we have a winner!

@Coloma Yes and he was looking at the navigation route on his cell phone to get there when he crashed!

^^^ LOL

Last week I was in line at the movie theater and a women walked up with her phone and it blurted out walking directions and said ” you have arrived at your destination.”
The whole line had a good laugh, wow, you needed walking directions from the parking lot and you actually drive a car on city streets! haha

@Cruiser Well ya know, that damn seat belt was impeding his range of masturbatory motion. lol