Make America Grate Again?

There are a lot of political opportunities here. Trump’s fellow conservatives could go with “Make America Straight Again” or “Make America Gestate Again.” Bernie Sanders has “Make America Regulate Again,” and the shipping unions have “Make America Crate Again.” And of course, let’s not forget the Ministry of Silly Walks: “Make America Gait Again.”

Viagra: Make America inflate again.
Castings manufacturers: Make American grates again.
Farmers and geologists: Make American grain agate. (I don’t know the process by which this would work, but I’m sure that all of the Trump supporters will go wild for it, regardless of its improbability, or even impossibility.)

Make America Gyrate Again – The Hula Hoop Council

Make America Berate Again – well, still Donald Trump I guess

Make America Skate again – Roller Derby

Make America Felate Again – Abstinence advocacy groups

Make America Testate Again – Inheritance Lawyers

Make America Prostate Again – Urologists

Make america Rape again – Bill Cosby

Make America Deflate Again – New England Patriots

Make America Late Again – World War II Reunion (Pearl Harbour Division)

Make America Mate Again – Free Love Foundation.

Make America Capitulate Again.

Make America Hate Again – the Tea Party.

Make America Plate Again – the restaurant association

Make america aggravate again – the military industrial complex

Make America Create Again – United Inventors Association
Make America Bait again – Fishing Channel
Make America Infiltrate Again – CIA
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Make america degenerate again – the republican party

Can’t so gonna not be American anymore.

Make America Castrate Again – American Eugenics Society

Make America Negate Again – Nihilists United League (NUL)

Make America Irate Again

The Republican Party

Make America masturbate again -social media

Make America Skate Again! – Roller Derby

Make America capitulate again -ISIS

Make American Traits Again – Indigenous Peoples Of The Americas

Sorry, @Cruiser

Didn’t mean to steal one from you.

Make America -gate Again—mass media covering controversy
Make America -gate Again—mass media concocting controversy

Make America calculate again – Those promoting math literacy

Make America sedate again. – Emily Post or Zanax
Make America matriculate again. – high school principals everywhere
Make America Cait again. – the plastic surgeon for the former Mr. Jenner

Make America Oblate Again – Rawlings Sporting Goods

Great America make again. —Yoda

Make America greet again. – Toastmasters

Make America Interrogate Again – CIA

Make America ablate again. American associated rock polishers.

Make America wait again—National procrastinators association (yet to be formed!)

Make America slate again. – rock quarry associations

Make America Grain Again – National wheat growers associations.

The GOP – Make America Straight Again.

Fast Food Industry – Make America Overweight Again. or is that “Still”?

Secessionist Party – Make America Separate Again

Note, there is an ongoing dispute with this slogan, the Isolationist Party also claims the rights to it

Make America Glade™® again. – makers of Glade air fresheners

Again Make Great the Yoo Ess of Ayh – Borat Appreciation Society

Make America Thwaite Again – Farmer’s union.

Make America Eight again—Movement to switch to octal system.

Make America grade again. – Caterpillar

Make America Kuwait Within – Duhhhh

Make America mate again!

Make America grits again! —Southerners

Make America Escape Again – five people in Iran.