What are the Pastafarians views on Chef Boyardee?

OMG you cannot ask this without causing a universe ending paradox.

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Haha..personally, I love the chefs mini Raviole. I buy a can a couple times of year because it’s a childhood favorite.

We love his many incarnations in all pasta forms.

Adoration for the Baby Cheeses, naturally.

I’m sure he is (was) great.
Having said it, pasta in a can is as edible as asparagus in a can.

He’s a minor saint.

Saint Chef, patron of emergency toddler lunches.

I still have pasta from a can once in a blue moon. As a kid it was a treat. I’ll go with saint.

It’s pasta in a can, fer chrissakes. SET MY PEOPLE FREE!

You know that the Pastafarians have begun to sell their own brand of hardware and hand tools. There first product is “noodle nose pliers”.

Chef Boyardee was jailed for his religious beliefs, and he was thrown in the can.

It also led to the coining of the phrase, “What the Hector Boiardi!”

I’m a dyed in the wool foodie. My wife is Sicilian.

Yes she is disgusted but now and then I must have that taste of childhood that is Boyardee sketti on toast.

He was arrested for DWI, he was “overly sauced”!

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Rimshot would be better.

Rimshot

http://youtu.be/wSFIdYcClrs.
It all is still like 1930’s extended family meals in Cleveland.
Only easier to carry home in cans from the grocery.
He always came out to speak with diners, and was a very congenial person.
He has my vote….

@ibstubro

Are you aware that your link is for a 60 set of brush pens?

Nothing about baby cheeses, sadly.

Thanks all.