(NSFW) could we offer terrorists 73 virgins to stop blowing themselves up?

You know where to find 73 virgins!?

I’ve often wondered what the incentive might be for the virgins involved as well as what other interests they might entertain beyond the fulfillment in the sweaty embrace of a deranged terrorist.

@Here2_4 On Christian Mingle?

Do the virgins have any say in it?

@RedDeerGuy1 don’t fool yourself. Christianity does little to promise chastity.

Or we could give them 73 life sized dolls and they could blow them up instead.

San Francisco, @Here2_4.

@Here2_4 In heaven then? We can promise anything and no need to give it.

Hell, I’d give them a pound bag of dark chocolate Raisinets.

You’re missing their point

73 Cal-Tech freshmen. Lulz.

I don’t find the notion of employing hookers humorous…but if you propose locking them in the basement with a plethora of retired circus clowns to help give them an attitude adjustment I am on board with it…just saying.

Not unless they prefer fat ugly (and possibly old) virgins.

Pretty sure hookers are not virgins @Cruiser.

Suicide bombers given an alternative & slightly less messy blow job.