If I were proved to be God could I be charged with a crime?

Did you have anything to eat today?

You would have to prove you were “God” first. You would be treated the same as everyone else. And, no, I would not be your property.

@Cruiser I have a cheese pizza coming. Edit.. I had two pieces it was good.

Well, I don’t know, but if it can be done, I bet somebody’s tried to do it.

A few years ago I read about a guy in someplace like Alabama who tried to sue God for breach of contract.

All those children and kittens you killed.

WTF man?

@SecondHandStoke They are reborn or in heaven so everything’s cool.

New address “Pearly Gates”?

Yes, and you would be kept in a cell, weakened by a low dosage of kryptonite.
Oops. Wrong superhero.

@RedDeerGuy1 Try having a banana or a slice of rye bread shortly after you wake up…goes a long way towards shutting up those voices coming from your toaster~.

Yes. You will be charged by atheists.

It’s difficult to prove your godly powers from a padded room in a locked Psych ward. That is where they’ll put you if you keep insisting that you’re God (and especially if you’re committing crimes while doing so.)

You might want to rethink that whole strategy :)

@Buttonstc I’m imortal. I might be a god and never claimed to be (G)od

The day you are finally proved to be God will be the day you enter through the Pearly Gates to find yourself in an asylum.

Crime against humanity, yes.