Want to suggest some new greetings for our Fluther accounts?
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March 4th, 2016
You know, the chirpy little sayings such as “You’re our favorite” or “We drink your Milkshake” that show up when you log-in. Some new work is being done on the site by a few of our favorite techie Jellies and they can select from our list to change things up a bit.
Let’s keep it relatively clean and upbeat, please. (I want only the nice people to answer. :-))
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You look like you could use a hug.
Let us bake you some cookies.
That thing you do, when you’re alone in the car? Very strange.
We love the way your eyebrows meet in the middle.
Wow! Your skin is so smooth.
Can we hold hands and skip together?
Let’s have a staring contest.
Your sight made my day.
I’m never tired of reading your posts.
You are the nice person I’m talking about!
Please don’t leave :’(
You say you’re wasting your time? I don’t think so.
You log in, our hearts fluther
Jelly online, jelly online, wibble wobble wibble wobble jelly online.
You’re here! Let’s party!
You’re invited to our GOP because you get our vote.
Either put some tape over your camera lens or put on some pants.
“Do you need more butter for your pancakes?”
Spontaniety Drumpfs Formality
Don’t look behind you. Just don’t.
Yes, we saw that.
Just in time! We saved the last pancake for you.
We knew from the moment we met you.
You even brushed your teeth for us!
Did you bring the disco ball?
Of course no one’s trapped in the frizzer… Why would you think—no, wait! Don’t go check!
That’s okay, we love you anyway.
Alack! The sea turtles have found us!
I love what you’ve done to your profile.
Janets? Is that you? We missed you, baby. We really did.
Can we offer you a cream for that rash?
Be honest, does this JavaScript make my site look fat?
Hey! Don’t think at us with that tone of voice.
I was going to add some suggestions but your question specifically excluded me.
You bring a ray of sunshine into our lives
You’re our kind of Jelly
@Jaxk You know we love you anyway.
I’ll take that as an invitation, “We love you warts and all” would make me feel special. Or maybe “don’t sit down til you’ve checked the toilet seat”.
Don’t blame me you asked.
Were you just taking a trump? We missed you.
Not only will we respect you in the morning, we’ll buy you breakfast.
Bendrew loves you.
Yes, that is a tentacle sliding up your pants.
You’re smarter than your average sea creature.
You got something in your teeth.
You’re the sunshine in our lives.
Nice look you got there.
We knew you were the one!
Let’s Q & A together.
Come on, we dressed up.
Thanks for coming by.
Greetings, wild thing.
You look mahvelous, dahling!
This place was a real dive until you arrived!
Stop being so shellfish! Water you thinking?
I’ve been longfin for some nice company!
Galley-ho!
Could we not use, “Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?”
I think it would be very fitting.
We’ve got a question for you.
Okay, what do you think?
Thanks for showing up today.
Gittin down with our stay at homies
all your base are belong to us.
you have no chance to survive make your time.
someone set you up the bomb.
Shouldn’t you use your other profile for that?
Ouch! No need to hit my keys so hard!
Hey, where is… oh, there you are.
You’re late. Wipe the schmuts and get to it.
Can you back up a bit, and get a breath mint?
Wow! Are you hot!
LOST: one mind.
FOUND: a new reason to bitch.
You must have been a beautiful baby.
Found it hilarious this morning when, after coming up from cleaning the horse stalls here my greeting said ” Wow, you smell great!” hahaha
Sit back and relax.
You’re one in a million.
You made it through the day!
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