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I think I can hear a loud truck's horn! What's that?

Asked by Mimishu1995 (23796points) March 14th, 2016

Look! SQUEEKY2 is driving to the 10 mansion! Let’s give way to his truck and prepare champagne for him!

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LuckyGuy's avatar

Wow!!! I’m breaking out the grease. Gotta’ take care of those wheels!
Congrats on the 10K. It is great to get your perspective on driving and the open road.
Thanks for being here!

ucme's avatar

Well hi there Rusty Nail, Candy Cane callin, hey sugar would you like some pink champagne?
I just love me some pink champagne, helps me to…you know, celebrate ;-}

zenvelo's avatar

Congrats on 10K!

Damn metric systrem in Canada, back in my day you’d have to get to 10 m…

ibstubro's avatar

Whoa!
I never thought our Canadian buddy would get the big rig up the mansion driveway! Fortunately your valets aren’t a bit nervous.
Put Mrs. @SQUEEKY2’s mind at ease. We know the difference between your idea of deluxe and De-luxe!

Welcome to your new 10–4, good-buddy!

Here2_4's avatar

^^^^^ Ooops. 10— 4 is agreement. Location is 10–20. Hey, @squeeky2 , Congrats on the new 20!

chyna's avatar

18 wheels and a dozen roses!
Congrats on reaching 10k though I thought you had reached it long ago.
Over and out good buddy!

marinelife's avatar

“Oh, Canada,” No, wait I mean congratulations @SQUEEKY2. We stand on guard for thee. Welcome to the mansion. Well done, reaching 10K.

Jaxk's avatar

10K congratulations. At 5 points a piece, that’s a heluva lot of opinions. Good work and thanks for sharing.

longgone's avatar

Very cool, congrats! You don’t mind taking care of an occasional shipment of seaweed, right?

Jak's avatar

Congratulations.(pops cork) just a sip for me thanks!

janbb's avatar

yay @Squeeky! Keep them big wheels rollin”!

Soubresaut's avatar

WOOOOOT WOOOOOT!! Congratulations Squeeky! :D :D

I’ve not been there myself so I can’t say much, but I’ve heard they’ve got a garage just the right size for your truck!

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

Ho’omaikai!

thorninmud's avatar

OK, pull over buddy. Did you realize you were exceeding the 10K limit?

Espiritus_Corvus's avatar

18 wheels and a dozen Roses. Congratulations, Squeeky.

flutherother's avatar

10Kongratulations @Squeeky2 Have a glass of champagne, or three. Maybe you should get well oiled.

stanleybmanly's avatar

My sincere congratulations Squeeky to fluther’s own Road Warrior and for my money the undisputed King of the Road. Roll on Squeek through the land of legends.

Coloma's avatar

Goes to show the squeeky wheel does get the grease! lol
Congrats make room for the wide load coming down the mansion driveway!

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Thanks everyone, just one correction my truck has 30 wheels so I guess it will have to be a couple of dozen roses.

chyna's avatar

Tandem truck?

SQUEEKY2's avatar

I pull 2 trailers @chyna.

chyna's avatar

I meant tandem trailers. At least that’s what they call them here. My ex was a truck driver.

Coloma's avatar

@SQUEEKY2 Sooo, are you going to haul in two trailers full of buffet food for the party?

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Cheezies, and Natchos for everyone.

Dutchess_III's avatar

OMG! You’re just now in 10K? I would have thought mid 20’s, at least.

Well, congrats. I will bring the beer!

Do you want to hear how a semi almost killed Rick and me on Saturday?

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Sure @Dutchess_III always anytime, the guy being a complete but hole?

syz's avatar

Congratulations!

jca's avatar

@SQUEEKY2: Many congratulations to you and welcome to the mansion! We have to put in a big driveway to hold that truck! Excellent work!

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

Be sure to let them know to open the gates on ch 19 on your way in!

Dutchess_III's avatar

We were on 177, which is a four lane between our town and another. We were in the Mountaineer. Had just been to Lowes and had a load of 4, 8 foot 2 X 6’s that rested from the back of the truck up to the console and right off my left shoulder, in the front.

There was a semi pulled off the side of the road. The two cars in front moved to the left lane because that’s what you’re supposed to do.

Rick moved to the left lane too.

After the two cars in front of us passed the truck, the truck pulled off of the shoulder and went clear across the highway and into a left turn lane. We both thought he was going to turn left.

Rick was far enough back that he quickly got back into the right hand lane with no problem.

Suddenly Rick yelled an expletive and slammed on the brakes. I looked up, saw the broad side of the truck filling our windshield. At the same instant I realized the 2×6’s were accelerating toward the windshield, so I grabbed them to stop them.

Rick had the truck almost sideways with two options: Hit the truck with the broadside of our SUV, or just throw us in the ditch to the right and take our chances with rolling.
It all happened so fast. The asshole wasn’t turning left, he basically did a U turn on the highway, no signal, no flasher, no nothing.

Rick got us stopped about 3 feet from the truck,which was still slowly crossing the road. the nose of our SUV was pointing down the ditch.

I don’t want to repeat the exchange Rick had with the trucker, but rest assured I saved the 2X6’s. And our windshield.

Coloma's avatar

@Dutchess_III Whew! I have had several scary encounters with out of control logging trucks up here. Nothing like a freaking logging truck with about 10 tons of trees on it getting all squirrlely.
I do not trust the chains holding those trees down, I always stay waaay back, like waaaay back. It is especially scary on some steep grades out here where these trucks can only go like 15 mph up like a 70% grade, even worse when they are coming down a mountain at you.

Holy fuck, if those logs cut loose you are roadkill. haha

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, shit, really @Coloma! I’ve seen some on my trips to Washington State. They kind of made me sick at my stomach.

Logging trucks do not make @SQUEEKY2 sick at his stomach. Trying to get this back on track for SQUEEKY1

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Thanks and as for the idiot that that did that stupid Uturn right in front of you, WOW, and no signals, and not waiting for traffic to clear first,where did he expect you guys to go just stop and witness his bad driving skills?.

And @Coloma those trucks are carrying a lot more than 10 ton payload ,it’s good that you give them plenty of room.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I just don’t think he saw us, @SQUEEKY2. He saw the two cars in front of us, and the road behind us was was clear.
That’s no excuse, but like told my husband, so he wouldn’t go to jail for manslaughter, it’s not like he knew we were there and did it anyway.
He also thought he had his flashers on…..he didn’t.

2davidc8's avatar

Sorry I’m late to the party. Any food left?
Congratulations, @SQUEEKY2 !!

dappled_leaves's avatar

Congratulations, fellow Canuck!

I never use the word Canuck, but since you are from BC, I’ll make an exception. ;)

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Keep up your squeeky clean reputation both on and off the road! Well done!

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Congratulations SQUEEY2.

kritiper's avatar

Big trucks have 2 horns: a city horn, like the one on your car, and a country horn (air, with trumpet(s) mounted on the roof of the cab.
So do you hear a truck’s loud country horn or a loud truck’s horn (either type)???
Nicely done, @squeeky2!

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

@SQUEEKY2 Sorry for the typo. (((Congratulations))).

Mimishu1995's avatar

Need an extra space for the truck too! And what should we serve it?

Adagio's avatar

Congratulations @SQUEEKY2 . Is that Mrs SQUEEKY I can see? She sure is a doll.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Thanks @Adagio yeah she is pretty special to me, been my doll for going on 27 years now

Earthbound_Misfit's avatar

Congratulations @SQUEEKY2. I think the mansion is going to need a bigger garage!

Stinley's avatar

My favourite trucker! That’s a whole lotta lurve from all your friends here. A huge well done from me. Keep on truckin’

Dutchess_III's avatar

I found your 10K mansion! Well….it’s not exactly a mansion. But it’s all yours. And you can pick your 5 favorite Jellies to visit! Ta da!

Strauss's avatar

Congrats, @SQUEEKY2 Now climbing the second hill to 20K!

Seek's avatar

HOLY FUCKBALLS HOW DID I MISS THIS??

Congratu-goddamn-lations bro.

We can’t drink and drive, so I’ll leave the cocktails until later, but I brought the MUSIC

Coloma's avatar

^ That song, LMAO! I love Weird Al.

Well what the fluther…has the guest of honor jack knifed this partay?

forestGeek's avatar

Bravo, very well done @SQUEEKY2!

ibstubro's avatar

Breaker, 1–9, this here’s the Rubber Duck. You got a copy on me, love machine?
Ah, 10–4, Pig Pen, fer shur, fer shur. By golly, it’s clean clear till Taco Town.
Yeah, we definitely got us a front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy!

We’re in the rockin chair now.

augustlan's avatar

Congratulations, @SQUEEKY2!

tedibear's avatar

Wonderful! I must tell you that on the very rare occasion that I see an example of poor truck driving, I think, “Squeeky2 wouldn’t do that!” (I’m on I-80 for 60 miles each day and see plenty of trucks.)

Congratulations, and welcome to the mansion!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Ha ha! I think that too! I want to yell it out the window…..“SQUEEKY WOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT!!!!”
I guess they’d lock me up, though, probably.

Dutchess_III's avatar

“Breaker breaker….WWSD???”

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