Have you ever been hit in the face with a pie?

I have many times. Once in high school, I was dressed as the mascot of an opposing school for a skit in a pep rally. My school’s mascot hit me with a pie. The students loved it. In a production of The Taming of the Shrew set in 1953, I played Hortensio and got pied nightly for the run of the show.

Fun fact: use shaving cream. Real cream gets in clothes and stinks to high heaven very quickly.