Are you going to have an orgasm today? [NSFW]?

Is this what you ask yourself every morning?

My brother will be.
He is in your house, fucking your dad.

Welsh farmers like nowt better than to shag sheep while singing religious anthems.
“Cum-Baa-Baaaa my lord, Cum-Baa-Baaaa…”

Probably YES… tonight… while eating my favorite meal, sushi, at my favorite sushi restaurant. I’ll have a friend with me but I don’t need anyone else to go crazy with over sushi.

This is almost silly…it’s like, do you wish to have an orgasm today? Because really, the control over it is in our own hands, is not? Unless your religion forbids you (and you are willing to accede to that) I am all for human connection and making love vs. getting off…but question as asked? maybe, if I want to.

@David_Achilles you are under no obligation to answer. It was supposed to be a lighthearted question.

I’m having one right now~

^^ I’ll have what she’s having.

Maybe but my goose “Marwyn” has already had about 5 so far today.
He is addicted to “hoserbating” with the garden hose in his pool. Yesterday he attempted to rape one of the hens. haha
Now that spring has sprung you hear him, about once an hour, shrieking and falling over in his pool after yet another go with the sexy hose. lol

The 2 lady geese are locked in their yard to protect them from the fowl pervert who would be repeatedly raping them in the pond.

Probably. Matt has seemed a little extra cuddly today.

Depends. You offering?

Bite me @cookieman – bite me!

^ Want a cookie little Penguin. lol :-p

Do penguins eat cookies??

CHOMP!!!