How well can you alter a song title/lyric, making it more risque [NSFW]?

Getting pounded by two rails on this crazy train

Summat like that?

I wanna hold your gland.

American Thigh

Come with Jesus

There’s that old Johnny Gash song: When the Man Comes

@Seek Sounds about right, unless she was a sleeper, that would be necro…oh never mind

More Than Feeling

A Kiss Ain’t Just a Kiss

Fuck Me, I’m Shitfaced

Classy Girls (Kiss in Bars)

@CWOTUS You the man

Tease For Two… I’ll let someone else have a turn, maybe.

Nah, fuck that, you boost the volume all on your own

Do you want to blow an old man?
And maybe cup my balls
You never touch them anymore
Kneel on the floor
It’s like you hate my smalls
You used to like to swallow
And now you don’t
I wish you would tell me why
Do you want to blow an old man?
It doesn’t have to be a long one.

No Way, Pervert

Ok, Bye.

Mounds of Silence
Lay Bitch, Lay
If I Were a Porn Actor
Somebody That I Used to Blow

Pretty Vacunt

If we can class things up a bit…
Bride of the Valkyries (Wagner)
Queer of the Night Aria (Mozart)
William Tell’s Overtures (Rossini)
Rode Joy (Beethoven)

Nailing Philadelphia (a whole album!)

I came on Eileen

Jumpin Jack Flash licks your gash, gash, gash
Beaver Las Vegas

What a long strange fuck it’s been.

I can’t get no pussy action.

Wild pussies couldn’t drag me away.

Hit me with your best wad, fire awaaay.

“Losing my erection.”

“Just take those old condoms of the shelf.

Sometimes I sit and fill them by myself.

They say masturbation’s really good for you health…”

“Blow, blow blow the Pope.

Gently ‘till he creams…”

“Muff.

Muff will tear us apart again…”

“Goooodby hoooorses.”

Would you fuck me?

“I’m cryin’ over yooooooooo.”

I’d fuck me.

“Gooooodbye hooooorses”

I’d fuck me so hard…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D37aUdKcD3o

Go Down for What

Goin’ Down on Laurel

Tuesday After Nooner

Brothers in Legs

She Ain’t Ugly, She’s My Sister

The Crane Mistress

Smells Like Teen Spunk

Twat: A Wonderful World
Turn Down for Twat
Twat Do You Mean
Twat the Water Gave Me
Twat Makes You Beautiful

I could go on… it looks as though I already have.

Cum till you die

Haha & the silent majority says fluther has dumbed down, nowt wrong with a bit of bawdy satire

Friggin in the Riggin…no, wait

Found this on the internet, thought I would pass it along:

Sing it to the tune of Macarena

Sitting in my house, and I know that I’m alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse it’s the one with Sharon Stona.
Hey Masturbata!!

I go a little faster and it’s feeling kind of nicea,
Once ain’t enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea.
Hey Masturbata!!

I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana.
Never shake my hand cause you don’t know where it’s beena
Hey Masturbata!!

I do it in the car when I’m driving down the streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the other’s on my meata.
I can’t get out the car cause I’m sticking to the seata.
Hey Masturbata!

Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbata,
Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata.
I’ve looked at Ms. November now I’n gonna decorate her.
Hey Masturbata!

Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacona,
Pounding on the flounder and it’s mayonnaise I’m makinga.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga.
Hey Masturbata!!!!!!...