Keep in mind the felon thing is a trick to keep brown people from voting since most are democrats.
They do the same with voter ID laws.
Time to tell a story….
About a year ago I went to Eugene for some healthcare stuff. On the way to my moms house from the train station I asked her to buy me a 40 of Mickeys since I had just shaved and they most likely wouldn’t sell to me since I look 12 when I shave.
She wondered why I couldn’t buy it myself. I explained my state issued ID expired in 2012 and my passport expired in 2009.
So the next day mom was being all momish and took me to the DMV for a new ID. Great, I thought. This will make my life easier.
I had my old ID and passport, and my social security card, and a ton of mail with my name and address on it. Credit and debit cards too. I strut up to the counter at the DMV thinking this would be easy.
They won’t do shit without a birth certificate.
No worries I thought. The vital records office in Eugene will print one off for seven bucks.
Oh.. They closed the vital records office in Eugene years ago to save some cash. I will have to go 120 miles to the office in Portland. Not a huge deal since I actually live in Portland.
So I schlep to the birth certificate place in Portland. I pay the 30 bucks to get my birth certificate. It is printed and sitting in front of me. So close to being able to go to a bar without a beard.
No dice.. Expired ID so they won’t give it to me. Only option is to have my mom (lives 120 miles away) or my sister come in to vouch for me. Luckily my sister lives in Portland and was able to come in the next day. w00t birth certificate.
Then the next day I went to the DMV and got a valid ID for 48 dollars.
I was reminded of why I stopped reading Kafka and was out about 100 bucks. But now I don’t have to ask my mom to buy me beer.
So folks. Getting a state issued ID isn’t cheap or easy. I wouldn’t have been able to get mine if I didn’t have a family member to “vouch” for me.