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Want to play the US Presidential race "Fantasy VP" game?

Asked by ibstubro (18804points) April 26th, 2016

Choose your candidate or candidates, and then give them a running mate, for real® for fun (F) or for (?).

Trump
Clinton
Cruz
Sanders

Have fun!

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ibstubro's avatar

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Trump – Palin (?)
Cruz – Fiorina (R)

Call_Me_Jay's avatar

Trump/Nugent would not surprise me.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

Just had this conversation with my wife over dinner the other night.

Trump must choose an experienced Beltway insider with strong foreign affairs chops.

He must try to set his ego aside and listen to this man or woman.

You all are welcome for my being the first to add a serious comment to this OP.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Clinton /Oprah .
Trump /Jesse Ventura .
Sanders /Clinton.
Cruz /Santorum.

Zaku's avatar

Sanders/Gabbard ®
Trump/Cobert ®
Clinton/Clinton (F)
Cruz/Hayes (F)

zenvelo's avatar

I just read @RedDeerGuy1‘s answer, and have a visual of Ted Cruz with some Santorum on his face. (Google Santorum; NSFW).

Fun: Clinton- Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

stanleybmanly's avatar

Trump-chief Wiggam
Clinton-Lilly Tomlin
Cruz-Billy Graham
Sanders-Norm Chomsky

Brian1946's avatar

Trump- Al Bundy
Clinton- Lewinksy
Cruz- Cruise
Sanders- Larry David (an assassin wouldn’t know which one to shoot. ;-)

@Zaku

Do you mean Stephen Colbert the Late Night talk-show host, or is there a low-profile Cobert that you have in mind?

@stanleybmanly

Norm Crosby is almost 90, so his age might be a factor, although I’d love to hear him debate issues like the US Prostitution or reducing gun violins with sensory legislation. ;-p

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

Clinton – Oprah Winfrey
Trump – Ivanka Trump
Sanders – Sarah Silverman
Cruz – Jessica Simpson

GSLeader's avatar

Trump—Condi Rice®
Clinton—Tipper Gore (That just may fool enough to get her in)(R)
Sanders—Anybody willing to work for free to balance the socialists $400,000 a year salary. (Kind of a joke, kind of not)
Cruz—Mike Pence®

Zaku's avatar

@Brian1946 I meant Stephen Colbert in the persona of the character from the Colbert Report, but didn’t notice by typo until too late to edit. They share the TV background, and Colbert has more experience than Trump pretending to be an arch-conservative neo-con and making fun of them and showing how preposterous they are without them getting the joke, which is what I take Trump as.

ucme's avatar

Trump – Cruz
Cruz – Trump
Clinton – Sanders
Sanders – Clinton

They can fuck each other instead of the country, deserve themselves

johnpowell's avatar

Trump – Jess
Clinton – Curtis Donovan
Cruz – Rudy Wade
Sanders – Nathan Young

Kasich – The dude that fucked the turtle

jerv's avatar

Trump – Sy Sperling (f) (That hair needs enough work that I think you’d need to be at least US VP to comand enough resources to get the job done)

Clinton – Clinton (r) (We had the Billary duo in the Oval Office before! What, you thought Al Gore was Bill’s VP?)

Cruz – Anton LaVey (?) (Would balance the ticket.)

Sanders – Warren Buffet (r) (With Bernie in the White House, we’d need Elizabeth Warren where she is now.)

@GSLeader You obviously mistook Socialism for Anarcho-Capitalism.

filmfann's avatar

Clinton – Tyrell Lannister

Sanders – Lily Tomlin

Trump – Rosie O’Donnell

Cruz – Christine O’Donnell

Kasich – It doesn’t matter, he ain’t getting elected.

jerv's avatar

@filmfann I prefer a VP that does not have a crossbow bolt stuck through them. How about Tyrion instead?

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

Cruz just announced Fiorna

Tropical_Willie's avatar

@ibstubro gets the first VP medal.

ibstubro's avatar

There were hints, @Tropical_Willie.

Plus, it’s sitcom land casting.
We’re going to need one hell of a laugh-track.

filmfann's avatar

@jerv Tyrion is a good choice.
Maybe replace Rosie with Paris Hilton.

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