If pro and con are opposites, isn't the opposite of progress, congress?

Only when it sanctions sanctions.

If does is read “der-s”, why can’t goes be read “ger-s”?

Does isn’t read “der-s”. Does rhymes with buzz. Fuzz. Was.

@Jak I was just trying to create the sound.

I get the pun, but the opposite of progress is regression.

???

Is the opposite of apple, orange? lol

I love that invaluable, which puts a negation before valuable, actually means more valuable. It’s because something has so much value, it’s priceless and impossible to value.

Yeah, @Love_my_doggie, I’ll pick things up in antique and resale shops and say to the clerk, “This is priceless.” Often they’re like, “Then you should buy it.” But I can’t, because there’s no price on it.

>>1000 year old joke.

I have always believed so.

@Mimishu1995, that is not the sound.

I see your mastery of comma usage has not progressed. Are you a member of the Comma Congress?
eyeroll

If carnival workers are known as carnies.

What are people that work at fairs called?

If you drive on a parkway,
why would you park on a driveway?

Does it even make any sense to say, “She makes, arguably, the best fried chicken.”?