Did the poles reverse in 2012? Did I miss it?

Believe me, you would not be allowed to “miss it”. It’s expected soon.

Yes, the Poles reversed themselves and were outed by the Tropic of Capricorn.
The conservative controlled media gave little to no coverage of this because they did not want to offend public morals and be seen as condoning this type of perversion.

No, you didn’t miss it. But stay tuned!

Sorry @stanleybmanly. Probably not ”there is nothing in the millions of years of geologic record to suggest that any of the 2012 doomsday scenarios connected to a pole reversal should be taken seriously. A reversal might, however, be good business for magnetic compass manufacturers.”

We wouldn’t even know it.

I have to wonder, though, how the birds deal with it.

I know, right? Maybe they fly backward?

Was that December 21, 2012?

Okay, it was all the Mayans doing.

Wait…I think someone messed up. It was December 12, 1202.

Damn it, @Dutchess_III, it looks like you absorbed all the dark power of the universe with your pneumonia, and prevented all of these fun things from happening. Thanks a lot.

On the upside, maybe you can spin it into a new religion? There’s bound to be a tidy profit to be made from that.

Too much work! Advertising and stuff. Bleh.

Delegate, baby! That’s what disciples are for.

Ah! Well. You’re hired! Get to work! Make me rich!