Would a more effective wizard charge more and deliver better spells?

Seemingly effective or actually effective? How greedy is the wizard?? How would you know???

The mugshot in this article was used in another potentially joke news story back in 2009. In that one the guy apparently burst into flames after being tasered. Judging by his flowing hair and lack of bandaging and hospital equipment, I call bullshit on that as well.

Conveniently, Fairfield County, which houses the city of Lancaster, doesn’t allow websites like mugshots.com or arrests.org to file information, so my usual stalking sources aren’t able to confirm or deny the taser-fire story.

I found the bank robber wizard story back in 2006, on another apparent joke news website.

That moment when you find your ex-girlfriend on mugshots.com.

Haha, I found some of the bullies from high school in there, too. And some of the bimbos.

Obviously the guy was ripped off. Real invisibility spells cost a LOT more than $500.

You really want to watch out for the wizards with complicated contracts.