My son had stitches pretty regularly from the time he was 2 on, usually on his chin. The first time was pretty traumatic for everyone. By the 3rd time, when he was 4, it was just another day. We were at the ER. He was so tiny, just lost on that big old gurney. The doc came in to examine him. My tiny son said to him, very fiercely, with the cute lisp he had back then, “I don’t want sthithes. I want stherry sthrips.” He meant it too, boy! Doc looks at me, I shrugged and Doc says, “Well, OK. We’ll see if it works.”
It did. After that I bought my own stherry sthrips and iodine. Washed and bleached an old baby crib sheet, cut it into strips and packed it all in to an old baby-wipes plastic box and labeled it. We had the box, “Clean rags for bleeding wounds” around for years and years.
The last time he was about 10. He was out, playing in the snow with his best bud. I was home, and Jonathan, his best bud’s father, walked in the house with Chris in tow. Chris was COVERED in blood. Jonathan was pale. He was pretty freaked out.
I just sighed and said, “What did you do this time??” Jonathan looked at me in shock.
He had been snowboarding for the first time. Hit a rock, he went down, the snowboard went up…and came back down on his head.
I got to work. Cleaned it up enough to asses the damage, which I could quickly see could not be fixed with stherry sthrips.
Jonathan kept saying, to me, “Are you OK? Are you OK?”
I just glanced up and said, “I’m fine. Hang on.”
I rinsed out the wash cloth he’d had Chris press on his head, put it in a baggie, and brought it back to Jonathan, because it was a wash cloth from their house. He looked at the bag, looked at me and mutely shook his head. HE was not okay!
I said we needed to go to the ER. He said, “You want me to drive you?”
I said, “No, it’s fine. I just have to get towels to cover the seat.”
“You sure you’re OK??”
“Yeah, I’m fine! Thank you for bringing him home.”
He couldn’t believe how calm I was, like he had a sliver in his finger or something.
Got to the ER. Doc clipped the hair around the wound, cleaned it up even more so you could clearly see the damage…and the skull! The nurse almost passed out!
He showed it to me and I said, “Yup. Stitches.”
Well, that was stupid on my part. Chris hates stitches. He started screaming. The nurse, already sickened by the wound, freaked out even more at the screaming. The Doc kicked her out and put me in charge of her job, handing stuff to him.
Yeah. Head wounds=a LOT of blood. And gaping wounds don’t faze me.