Did Chi-Chi have to teach Goku about "the birds and the bees"? (possibly NSFW)

I learned all about sex from my friends, rather than my parents. The basic birds and bees stuff I learned at school. Mom did let us kids read the same Catholic booklet she was given when she went to an all-girl Catholic school back in the late 30’s, early 40’s. But it didn’t tell me much. Or what I wanted to know about girls.
Chi-chi wouldn’t have had to tell Goku about the birds and the bees. She could have taken him out to see how the animals interact, then waited until after dinner, taken her clothes off, rubbed up against him a couple of times and he would have been ready to go. Then she would have only to point him in the right direction and hang on!.

I guess I didn’t “get” that video @RedDeerGuy1. Who are Chi chi and Goku, and what was their relationship?

When I was about 4 or 5 some little girls who lived across the street from me invited me in to show me a secret. Behind the living room curtain they had a naked Ken and Barbie, and Ken was on top of Barbie, and, they said, that’s how babies are made. Looking back on many of the things they “knew” I have a feeling they were molested by their father….but those things weren’t addressed in those days. They told me not to tell my Mom.

Well, I thought it seemed pretty stupid, so I went home to tell my Mom. She was raised on a farm, and she matter of factly explained the act of intercourse to me. I thought that was really super dumb. How could that flappy, flabby penis have anything to do with it?
It wasn’t till I got much older, about 12, and saw a stud mounting a mare, and it clicked.

Looking back, it surprises me that my mom was so forthcoming about it. I know she had a lot of issues surrounding sex, going back to her childhood, and her sexual relationship with Dad wasn’t that great. It was a burden she felt she must bear as a wife. When I was 17 or so she told me that if I French kissed a boy I might as well go all the way, because they get so excited. OK, Mom. That is really, super, duper, duper dumb!

I had to just laugh at all the locker room “education.” “You can’t get pregnant the first time,” “Stand on your head afterward,” etc. It was all BS, and I knew it.

The answer is, of course, “Yes”. Goku was hopelessly naive. Which is funny considering he was raised by a perverted old man with nudie magazines all over the house.

Yes. But he probably still did not get it.
I mean, he thought that ChiChi was hiding cinnabuns under her shirt when she was pregnant.

At least Vegeta got it

Remember when Goku took off Bulma’s panties?